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Stranger Things + The Guide to Troubled Birds

Couldn’t help myself after seeing @eggos-and-promises post about it!

I also noticed @supercomsandeggos did one as well and those were too perfect, so you guys should totally take a look at their post and give it some love as well! <3

ruinedchildhood

urie

so weird when u accidentally start to masturbate while casually scrolling through tumblr and ur like “what the fuck am i schlicking it to a meme? i dont like memes i dont wanna fuck memes” but there u are, u meme fucker

herotox5

professsorlayton

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

godguy0001

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

alloverthegaf

I can’t believe Miss Congeniality, a movie from 2001, tackles internalised sexism, women’s self-defence and rape (”did you report him? “no, that stuff happens all the time.” “no, no it doesn’t!”) and shows the story of a tough, independent woman learning that she can still be all of that, and so can other women, while still being beautiful and sexy

alloverthegaf

also, competing women supporting each other??

“which one of these… is… the lipstick…”

*huge group of women freak out and converge on her to help her prepare*

alloverthegaf

HER WHOLE FINAL PERFORMANCE IS LITERALLY JUST TEACHING WOMEN HOW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM ASSAILANTS

alloverthegaf

AND I FORGOT ABOUT CALIFORNIA SHOUTING TO THE CROWD ABOUT “I WANNA LET ALL THE LESBIANS KNOW, IF I CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP 10, SO CAN YOU”

alloverthegaf

“I realised that these women are smart, terrific people, who just want to make a difference in the world.”

“For me, this experience has been one of the most rewarding, and liberating experiences of my life.”

memewhore

veryharam

Wow I can’t believe I’m right about every single thing all the time I know everything

richarddmadden

donnajosh

gayward-vagabond

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

Delia: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Patsy: I keep a list, it's alphabetized.

ace-angel

‘bi people can pass as straight!’

anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.

pro-aspec-lesbian

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

thebestoftumbling

selena-soto

“I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn’t even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.”

Happy Birthday, Julia Louis-Dreyfus! (01.13.1961)