☆Land of Kiwis and Sheep☆

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[sunflowersandfarmlands-archive]

[ hey all! long time no see ;; v;; i dont know how many hetalia rp blogs are still following me that are active, but!! i’m returning. but not to this blog. i’ve decided to make a multimuse for all of my old hetalia blogs. esp since after the tumblr nsfw purge it’s such a damn process to get them all back and working order. not only that, a multimuse will allow me to just rp from one blog with all of my former muses that i adored so much. who’s will be on the blog: England, America, Canada, New Zealand, North + South Italy, Spain, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Ukraine, Greece, Russia, and Germany! If you’re active and interested, hit me up at superbeaucoupdevisages! it’s still under construction, but i’ll be there soon enough! ]

[thegreatestkiwi]

      “I might have arrived an hour late to the world meeting with no reason besides getting hot chocolate, but at least I looked cute.”

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is 

[kony2012official]

This is the funniest thing in my life right now

[makeupsquads-blog]

[princvsx]

positivity, beauty, advice & more.

[memewhore]

Bonita Beach, FL

[psycho-e-blog]

[princvsx]

u are loved, u are cared for, u are not alone message me at any time for advice etc

[thegreatestkiwi]

“I’m not awake enough to be aliiiiiiiiiive.” Help her. She’s dying on the inside.

[smellslikejustice-archive]

smutxmemes:

Send me a ❤︎ to find out:

If we kissed?

[] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [] Awkward… [] Lol no. Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe.  [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know. If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above  You + me + room = … [] Movies. [] Cuddling. [] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in. You should… [] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep  [] We wouldn’t

[thegreatestkiwi]

imtheherosince1776:

  “ Well, if you wanna show me around I won’t protest! I just was thinking I had too. Cus, you know- just showed up.”

  “Of course I do! How could I miss the chance to show a cute guy around, huh? I know the best places after all!”

[rockinrpmemes]

Acts of Affection

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.

[thegreatestkiwi]

imtheherosince1776:

“Oh, hello. I just actually came down here to look the landscape. I know movies are filmed here and its just so pretty- ya know? I wanted to see it myself! “

“I see~ Hmmm...And you planned on going around without the best tour guide in all of New Zealand? The Queen of Sheep and Cuteness herself?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’d like to meet whoever coined it banana BREAD, so I don’t have to feel bad about having coffee and cake for breakfast.

[sucre-dolls]

[thegreatestkiwi]

imtheherosince1776 visited Wellington!

“Well, well. Looks like we got an American here. What a surprise~

“So, what do you want, ya cute nerd?”

[chessys]

i still dont like who i am but when i look back on who i used to be im my favourite self ive been so far

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

This actually really helped

[thegreatestkiwi]

maroonbloodedbitch:

Yeah I know, I got one in my family too. Well I got several, but that’s what happens when you are raised by a mafia of like 14 people? We just got our 8 ball recently, so she wasn’t around when i was younger. Titles are cool though! I like titles, they feel powerful. Interested in taking pictures of you? I bet you would make a great model, but then again, my photo shoots aren’t usually safe for work places or younger eyes.

Wow, 14 people? I don’t even know how many are in my family. Though, I’m technically adopted- I think I have like...3...brothers that I know of? I’m not positive, I just know I’m not related to them by blood. Titles are pretty cool, but mine doesn’t really make me anymore powerful since I’m such a shorty. Well, I’m old enough for ‘not safe for work’ stuff! I just look young because of how I dress and look, you know? I’m 19- But just looks wise. Uh- I hope you won’t tell anyone but I’m a little over 300...