Misplaced Melancholy

Welcome to Chili’s

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sandmandaddy69]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[paladitos]

i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[colinforreal-deactivated2019031]

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

[calystarose]

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie - #1 movie on your bday 

[sabertoothwalrus]

this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard

[r0zeclawz]

dont sneeze ever again OK?

EASY 👍

[r0zeclawz]

oh no.....

[r0zeclawz]

aaa... aaaaAAA......

[r0zeclawz]

AAAALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!!!!!!!

[hollowboobtheory]

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[everythingfox]

Me on the ice rink for the first time

[theriu]

The fact that the others are having NO trouble makes this way funnier

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[lorsanbitch]

bruh if people want me to stop sympathizing with villains they need to stop making the villains the ones who want to change broken systems

[stromuprisahat]

#and stop making heroes fight to maintain the status quo ffs

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[isnt]