Geeky Ramblings

Jenny. 21. Irish. Procrastinator Extraordinaire. Multi fandom blog.

[onedirectionforever]

when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground 

[just-shower-thoughts]

We named the other planets in our solar system after gods but named our own planet “dirt”

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

gold star for that moment of self-awareness

[duckypi]

[sonicthehedgegod]

echothethird:

pucikat:

manapua:

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[cartooncoyote]

Is google threatening me

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you are no longer a child when getting money causes relief instead of excitement.

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[malketor]

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

[thegreenwolf]

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

[defilerwyrm]

i tried

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

[fangirlberry]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[quinoaphoenicks]

It’s true

[tamashiihiroka-deactivated20200]

Could you get your zesting on at a more reasonable hour tho

[emspiring]

zest has no curfew

[volcainist]

Im fucking crying

[sesh]

[yellew]

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

[chief0keefe]

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[meowstic-remade-deactivated2015]

he does nt even know

[sweet-bitsy]

Know what

[tittily]

the economic state of america

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[anneapocalypse]

[Image: a computer screen with a command-prompt style interface and a string of “What have you done?” in green in a row all the way down the screen.]