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catchymemes

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

invader-bean

he accepted ur cold drink!!

huntydraws

paradisixx

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

pocmemes

stars-struck-lover

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

quellovrii

chaotic evil

catchymemes

Do you remember them?

genjichu

What about

hannahhillam

starsberrisnunicorns

Did the cat just give–

teenagerposts

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

nateforyou

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

nateforyou

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

nateforyou

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

uglyheads-deactivated20230321

this is why y’all are in therapy

nateforyou

broknmindx

Relationships are so fucking scary to me. No matter how great things are going or how in love you are, your significant other could always just lose feelings for you and be gone. And none of that is in any of your control.

mcu

# PETER’S FACE

wifeofstark

Guys, we know Tom Holland, that was 100% not in the script and his real honest reaction

possumistic

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

trailerparkhardcore

Suction warlock

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

don the piss robe

macklemorehentai-deactivated201

+6 stealth -8 charisma

iamoutofideas

pisslord

shabootyisland

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

sixpenceee

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

thebroccoligoblin

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

boywithdragon

Like father, like son❤️ (Part 2)

altonzm-deactivated20170213

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

thirdtimecharmed

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

svynakee

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.

orriculum

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

digitalfare

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

jamesandlilys

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

monsterhighalumni

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

wereyoulookingforsomething-deac

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

moldychesee

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

beckyhop

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

visionssofgideon

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl

onceuponamirror

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

jumpingjacktrash

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

piedude

Irish recipes:

onlytwitterpics

tideartist-deactivated20171102

Needed this to cheer up–

disgustinganimals

please watch with sound on

gojiberrydraws

oh this is… this is good

domino-doodles

Why does this make me laugh so hard

skyqueen21fire-deactivated20180

I love this

lowkeloki

ambris

As someone who has dealt with depression for years, I can confirm this is incredibly good advice.

zelda-fitz-gives-no-shits

just so you know, daniel harmon is an autistic writer, producer, and voice actor. it’s incredibly important that we don’t erase autistic creators; all of this is also important, but erasure is a huge problem and it’s so so vital for autistic kids to see (mentally ill and multifaceted) autistic adult creators and know that’s what they can grow up to be.