The Grove Collective

We're a system of silly guys

[thegrovecollective]

hello there

Intro timeeee

we’re a system so if you don’t like that then don’t interact with us. There’s 97 of us so far but there’s probably gonna be a hell of a lot more

Our old host Tas split into different people a while ago so uh he doesn’t exist anymore

we’re probably just gonna be reposting memes and things, don’t expect us to be always posting system stuff

*nevermind we mostly post system stuff lmao this was unprecedented

Hosts;

subsystem woooooo

Wick | they/he/it | social alter | pan

probably gonna talk the most

Seb | he/it/kor/ey | aromantic abrosexual

just a guy ngl

Three | he/they

very tired but chill

Other important people(but not all of them);

Azzie | any/all | emotional regulator + caretaker

Silly guy

Rex | he/him | Gatekeeper + Protector

He’s always lurking and hiding shit from us and it’s really annoying that he doesn’t tell us ANYTHING -Wick/Seb

The Numbers(tm)

One | they/xe/it/ae | LOVES Foreach

Two | they/them | Dangerously silly, must be contained

Three | he/they | Cohost lol he already was in here

Four | They/them | Takes everything literally. Likes puzzle games and bows.

Five | He/she/it/they | Anger holder. Also takes things insanely literally

Six | They/any | Anxious and sad

Quin | he/they | Playful antagoniser

banged ur mum

uh I think that’s everyone that we’re gonna need to introduce, we have a lot more

Also- both traumagenic and endogenic systems are valid- we’re traumagenic but that doesn’t mean we think that endo systems aren’t “plural enough.” Please don’t try to start arguments with people about whether you think someone deserves to call themselves plural based on them not having trauma. Go argue with a wall instead of people online please

Check out our friends <3

@lettersfromsolar

[thegrovecollective]

yoo, uh hiii r u gay or anything?

I’m John Pronouns

[thegrovecollective]

HELL YEAH

My parents are going (mostly) vegetarian because my dad’s cholesterol is really high now so no more having to eat meat at my parents house yippee

I just don’t like meat lol, eat whatever you want this isn’t pescatarian propaganda I just really prefer mushrooms and stuff

I have a couple headmates who like meat but 99% of us don’t and also I’m the host so like. Pls don’t make us eat meat </3

[thegrovecollective]

Surprise, 97 headmates!

Yeah we split a lot… Definitely no point in having all of us on the intro post so I’m gonna edit that now

oh also I’m a fusion of the two hosts that are a subsystem now

-Wick/Seb

[thegrovecollective]

got the whole damn circus up in this bitch

somehow we’ve managed to split Caine***, Jax, Zooble and Pomni within three days of each other. Wouldn’t be surprised if we form a Gangle next.

Jax met Jaxes from our system friends and now they have a Jax-only group chat 🥀

WE ONLY HAD FOUR FICTIVES BEFORE THIS, ALL FROM DIFFERENT MEDIA. THERE IS 45 OF US. WE ARE FAR TOO HYPERFIXATED ON TADC

***I would like to add that Caine is sourced from episode 7, not episode 8. He’s actually really helpful in the system lol

[thegrovecollective]

nevermind it wasn’t gangle, it was kinger 💀

[thegrovecollective]

got the whole damn circus up in this bitch

somehow we’ve managed to split Caine***, Jax, Zooble and Pomni within three days of each other. Wouldn’t be surprised if we form a Gangle next.

Jax met Jaxes from our system friends and now they have a Jax-only group chat 🥀

WE ONLY HAD FOUR FICTIVES BEFORE THIS, ALL FROM DIFFERENT MEDIA. THERE IS 45 OF US. WE ARE FAR TOO HYPERFIXATED ON TADC

***I would like to add that Caine is sourced from episode 7, not episode 8. He’s actually really helpful in the system lol

[owenthetokencishet]

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

[needajoint]

pulling his hair when we make out and feeling him ease into my hold and hearing him whine. i pull away and my grip keeps him there so he can’t follow. him looking at me like he realllly needs my lips. repeat.

[lettersfromsolar]

@thegrovecollective

[thegrovecollective]

damn solar didn’t think you would freak like that

-Candle

Bet -Wick (they wouldn’t shut up until I typed this)

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[thegrovecollective]

damn bro when did we multiply

We split so many members and now I gotta update our intro post

-Wick

[thegrovecollective]

yooo new headmate

their name is Candle bc they couldn’t decide so I named them :P they’re kinda awkward and introverted so idk if they’ll ever post here but uhh they exist ! Idk when they formed lol

-Wick

(Also currently working on drawing Calamity bc they requested an image in xyr likeness ✨ xe usually don’t front long enough to draw a fully rendered image but it’s also probs bc xe don’t feel like doing it xemself lmao)

[buddieinmybeddie]

LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?

[gayfurbyboi-deactivated20251110]

She her straight gorl ➡️ She they straight gorl ➡️ She they he straight gorl ➡️ He they unsure boi ➡️ He him gay boi ➡️ He him gay boi with exceptions ➡️ He him bi boi ➡️ He him unsure boi

[zanderandtheexistentialcrisis]

small alien ▶️ femme lesbian ▶️ nonbinary bisexual ▶️ gay tranny

[transparentluminarysalad]

she/her straight girl > she/her asexual girl > she/her bicurious girl > she/her bisexual girl > she/her biromantic asexual girl > she/they panromantic asexual girl > they/she omniromantic asexual enby > they/them omniromantic asexual

[geraldthewatergirl]

she/her straight grill -> she/her bi grill -> she/her lesbian -> she/her bi grill AGAIN -> she/her omnisexual grill -> questioning gender omnisexual potato -> any/all omniromantic maybe demisexual gremlin

[rayden-cabin-13]

She/her straight -> she/her bisexual -> she/her lesbian> they/them bisexual -> she/they aroace -> she/they pansexual -> they/them lesbian -> they/them questioning -> he/him bisexual -> she/her bisexual -> he/they pansexual -> he/they transguy omnisexual

[cranberry-branflakes]

she/her straight -> she/her bisexual -> she/they bisexual -> she/they/he bisexual -> HOLY FUCK I LOVE PEOPLE USING HE/HIM WHAT bisexual -> he/him bisexual [~new name alert~] -> he/him very gay bisexual

[what-if-i-just-did]

She/her bi girl > she/her pansexual girl > any pronouns, gender is fake > any pronouns genderfliux graysexual panromantic > they/any genderfliux cupiosexual panromantic quoiromantic > nvm I'm just plural

[lanternsystemsblog]

she/her straight girl -> she/her lesbian -> she/her asexual lesbian -> she/they bisexual -> genderfluid asexual biromantic -> genderfluid any pronouns aroflux bisexual asexual -> uhhh yeah no I’m just plural

[thegrovecollective]

Creature -> they/them lesbian -> him/him straight guy -> nevermind I like guys too -> they/it pan -> he/they bisexual aroaceflux -> it/he/they genderfaun abrosexual -> nevermind we’re plural

[thegrovecollective]

went to queer prom with bf yesterday :)

We’re the one in black and red, partner’s the one with all the colourful kandi bracelets :)

posted by Wick ^^

[thegrovecollective]

Calamity talked to us directly for the first time yesterday.

It was to call Rex a pissbaby.

[thegrovecollective]

We’re eating a sausage and one of us absolutely fucking hates it and one of us likes it help :((

[thegrovecollective]

Rex keeps getting annoyed bc I keep switching with him like dude chill I’m trying to enjoy life bro go be emo some other time

[blurringmysoul]

I wish British people were real 🥀

Ikr💔💔 too bad the entire country of England is just a myth :(

[fuzzywaffledragon]

@ all my british moots

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

@britain-offical

[britain-offical]

STOP WITH THE PROPAGANDA!!! IT IS REAL!!!

[journalism-offical]

Breaking news!

It seems that Britain offical is experiencing a delusion that Britain is actually real.

More at eleven!

[britain-offical]

I FUCKING LIVE HERE!!! @satan-offical LIVES HERE!!! ITS REAL!!!

[finnneedsahug-deactivated202511]

Australia too. We don't exist, we're all paid actors 😔

[thegrovecollective]

You're getting paid for this? Man, and here we were pretending Australia’s real for free!