The journalist of the Officalverse

[journalism-offical]

I saw a distinct lack of any officalverse news focused offical's so hello now i'm here :)

They/He, for both mod and journalist

Tag layout:

-Journalism: Anything related to the character of journalism

-Breaking news: Reblogs

-Interview time: Asks and answers

-Journalism is going slightly insane: Shitposts

-Rp: Pretty selfexplanatory, it's just any old roleplaying

I also use ask to tag, so if there is content/trigger warnings you would like me to tag, just send it to me in an ask

Current trigger tags:

Reblog bait

Genocide

Ww2

I have an Ao3 account: Goofiness-incarnate

I also have a wiki page for my lore: Wiki

Art by the lovely @breadcrumb-offical

I also made a vent blog: @journalism-vent

[god-of-stars-offical]

You see Mont, He is quietly humming starman to themselves

OOC:

is this talking to Daedren or the king

I’d usually assume it’s the king but Daedren is lore relevant rn

[journalism-offical]

OOC:

It is directed at the king, yes

[god-of-stars-offical]

OOC:

kk thanks

IC:

Greetings. Who are you

[journalism-offical]

Why i am Mont, I believe I am what you would call a bard

[god-of-stars-offical]

You see Mont, He is quietly humming starman to themselves

OOC:

is this talking to Daedren or the king

I’d usually assume it’s the king but Daedren is lore relevant rn

[journalism-offical]

OOC:

It is directed at the king, yes

[journalism-offical]

Hiiyyyaaa

argh! My heart *dies*

[journalism-offical]

@nickcageoffical

Hello good journalist. It is I.

THE?! NICK VAGE??

[skeletal-spire-man]

Lowk can barely feel my legs rn-

[journalism-offical]

are you okay???????

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[hikarisakurariver]

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

UGH MY MUM SAID I CANT GET A TATTOO TILL 18

[journalism-offical]

isn’t it also illegal to get a tattoo before 18????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

there is no age in nz, but most places wont let you get one before 16 without parental consent

[journalism-offical]

ok, damn girl my shrimpathies🦐

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

huh

[journalism-offical]

What, you dislike my shrimp🦐🦐🦐🦐????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i dislike everything

[journalism-offical]

but- but my shrimp🦐🦐

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

u aren't shrimp-offical bro

[journalism-offical]

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

UGH MY MUM SAID I CANT GET A TATTOO TILL 18

[journalism-offical]

isn’t it also illegal to get a tattoo before 18????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

there is no age in nz, but most places wont let you get one before 16 without parental consent

[journalism-offical]

ok, damn girl my shrimpathies🦐

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

huh

[journalism-offical]

What, you dislike my shrimp🦐🦐🦐🦐????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i dislike everything

[journalism-offical]

but- but my shrimp🦐🦐

[holy-roman-empire-official]

I need you and Ethan to be less cute together, I might die

/j

Perish.

[lee-hoon1kin]

Never!!!

[journalism-offical]

argh! *dies of a heart attack*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

UGH MY MUM SAID I CANT GET A TATTOO TILL 18

[journalism-offical]

isn’t it also illegal to get a tattoo before 18????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

there is no age in nz, but most places wont let you get one before 16 without parental consent

[journalism-offical]

ok, damn girl my shrimpathies🦐

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

huh

[journalism-offical]

What, you dislike my shrimp🦐🦐🦐🦐????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

UGH MY MUM SAID I CANT GET A TATTOO TILL 18

[journalism-offical]

isn’t it also illegal to get a tattoo before 18????

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

there is no age in nz, but most places wont let you get one before 16 without parental consent

[journalism-offical]

ok, damn girl my shrimpathies🦐

[journalism-offical]

i love my button #mybutton❤️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

UGH MY MUM SAID I CANT GET A TATTOO TILL 18

[journalism-offical]

isn’t it also illegal to get a tattoo before 18????

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[jeff-offical]

Recently, some C.ai bots have been made of certain officals. I learned this in the discord; I don't know who's making them.

Do not make C.ai bots of people without their permission.

I don't want myself on C.ai.

I'm not going to hate you if you use it.

Don't make bots of us without asking.

And don't make one of me.

[ufo-offical]

Please do not make c.ai bots of me, the thought of it makes me extremely uncomfortable especially since I, like many of us in the officalverse, am a minor

[ufo-offical]

Adding to this, if anyone finds a chatbot of me I'd appreciate if you let me know via whatever way you're most comfortable. (Asks anonymous or not, dms, etc)

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Im gonna go find a way to get onto c ai accountless in order to check for officalverse members on this terrifying website