shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
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izzy's playlists!
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Claire Keane
ojovivo
sheepfilms
almost home
Stranger Things
NASA
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art blog(derogatory)
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Noah Kahan
Discoholic 🪩
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@thehaleyg
yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their leader but their salute was a fucking dab and we all lost it and nearly started a fucking war
I was never really sure of anything. I mean I thought I was sure for a while. But then you came along… and you put it all in perspective for me. I don’t need to be sure of anything. And this isn’t the cheesy quote where I say “but I’m sure of her” because truth be told I’m not. I’m not sure we will be together in years, months from now. No I’m not, I wish I could say I was. But the only thing I am sure of, is I will wake up and I will try my hardest to win your heart over every god damn day of my life until otherwise. And I am not sure what that otherwise could be… but until otherwise, your heart is mine & my heart is yours. And that is one thing I am sure of.
Not too sure, but sure of you (via lesbicasentimental)
don’t look at me in that tone of voice
this is going to sound like such a Tumblr Story but I swear it’s happening as i type but like. outside my dorm window these guys were playing catch and they asked their friend to join him and i heard something muttered and then the other guy was like “you’re in college and you don’t know how to throw a football?” and like up in my room i was grimacing bc here come the Gay Sissy jokes obviously but instead - the kid goes “that’s okay! we’ll teach you.” and for the last hour they’ve been teaching him how to play like i’ve been listening and i guess you want to catch with your fingertips and use your elbows and bend your knees and think about your wrists and they’re …? actually being so kind and saying like ? some of the most constructive criticism i’ve ever heard surrounded by things like “oh! great job on that catch” “sweet throw! now you’re getting it!” and … my heart has never been so warm
i just wish this world like told boys… it’s okay to be like this. it’s okay to be supportive and friendly and frankly nurturing to other boys. i wish boys were allowed to be gentle and sweet and kind. boys….. be good, upturn the patriarchal standards and homophobia entrenched in this culture…. go teach a guy how to throw a ball.
UPDATE: the guy who’s teaching just said “BEAUTIFUL throw! sorry i didn’t catch it but that was PERFECT!!” and the guy who’s learning is like “?? i… i did it good??” and the first guy just says … in the most proud voice ever like .. “bro you did it GREAT” and tbh i’m gonna cry there’s too much Good here
Shut you up real fast.
does anyone know where i can watch this interview?
source: NBC Dateline, “Transgender children in America encounter new crossroads with medicine”, July 8, 2012. Interviewer is Hota Kotb, interview subject is Dr. Johanna Olson, “a pediatrician who specializes in transgender children at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles”.
im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time
‘As fuck’ is my most used unit of measurement
2017
just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
Don’t Stop Believing
Bohemian Rhapsody
Living On A Prayer
Come On Eileen
Sweet Caroline
Shot Through the Heart
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Sweet Home Alabama
Under Pressure
Shook Me All Night Long
Ice Ice Baby
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
Wonderwall
Buddy Holly
A Thousand Miles
Teenage Dirtbag
Red Solo Cup
Mr Brightside
Never Gonna Give You Up
Eye of the Tiger
Chicken Fried
American Pie
I Love Rock and Roll
Dancing Queen
Don’t You Want Me
We Will Rock You
The Time Warp
Hey Jude
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of Jupiter
Hey Soul Sister
In The End
All The Small Things
Stacy’s Mom
Kryptonite
All Star
You Found Me
Bad Day
Bring Me To Life
Dance, Dance
Sugar We’re Going Down
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
All The Small Things
Ocean Avenue
Dirty Little Secret
Margaritaville
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed Girl
Life Is A Highway
Some Nights
Little Lion Man
Breakeven
Hey There Delilah
Viva La Vida
Use Somebody
Carry On My Wayward Son
Take On Me
1985
Iris
I’m Awesome
Seven Nation Army
September
Since U Been Gone
Skinny Love
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Bye Bye Bye
Say It Ain’t So
Somewhere Only We Know
I’m Yours
Last Resort
My Girl
Tiny Dancer
Roxanne
Shout
I’m a Believer
Soul Man
Feel Good Inc
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On Sunshine
MMM Bop
Pumped up Kicks
Hooked On A Feeling
It’s A Beautiful Day
Summer Girls
Before He Cheats
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*
do Not
*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*
do NOT
Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs
You guys, he’s back!
I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.
To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy. haha
So I looked this guy up. First, not shown in the first gif is the fact that he’s just wearing regular pants:
Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.
“just bc we’re about to try to beat the shit out of each other doesn’t mean i can’t give you flowers”
my favorite is his opponent in the rock-paper-scissors one trying so hard not to smile
hash browns will be served at my wedding
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
This is how low-tier supervillains start.
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
quite honestly im walking into 2017 with a knife
EXPERIMENT 1000 degree knife VS 2017
I know there’s a lot of talk abt how fuckin weird 2016 is but honestly I miss how finding weird shit affected me a few years back. like I remember finding a whole blog 100% seriously dedicated 2 shipping the evil guy and the platypus from phineas and ferb and that fucked me up for a whole month, that was all I could think about whenever I logged on to Tamblr Dot Com for an entire month. if I found it today I’d just be like “yeah that makes sense” and wouldn’t give it a second thought.
I don’t know why I pretended to not know dr doofenshmirtz’s name. I knew his name why did I lie to everyone
