The Handy Helpers

We help save the Skylands. Flynn’s there, too. (RP sideblog of @wwinddragon)

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Character key!

🧨- Cali | 🎈- Flynn | 📖- Hugo | 💥- Buzz | 🐥 - Tessa | 🦈 - Sharpfin | 🔧 - Mags

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Misc. Characters

🍪 - Audrey (Flynn’s mom) | ⚫️ - Kaos | 🟢 - Glumshanks

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🧨 : Welcome to The Handy Helpers blog!

🎈: … We’re called The Handy Helpers? That’s a boring name.

📖: It’s what we’re officially called according to the books.

🎈: Pshht. Books, schmooks. Let’s call ourselves Team Flynn!

🧨: We are not doing that.

🎈: Okay, fine. Team Flynn And Friends, then. No wait, how about-

📖: —We are The Handy Helpers and that’s not changing, Flynn. Anyway, to whomever is reading this, we are happy to assist you with any questions or concerns you have for us.

🧨 : And don’t forget we’re here to talk to our friends, too!

💥: Boomsticks! Let’s get this party started!

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Just rediscovered something my friend edited im crying

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Flynn. It’s pride month. You know what that means..

- Lex (I can’t stop quoting thish hebshdbdbbs)

🎈: Parades. Which is another word for free enchiladas!

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(Flashback to a 17 year old Flynn. He’s stargazing with a beautiful Mabu girl that has long white fur and green eyes.)

🤍: And then he said I’m the only girl he truly loves. I don’t believe him one bit. You love me, right, Flynn?

🎈: … yeah.

🤍: What’s with the pause? *furrows her eyebrows*

🎈: *blankly stares at her. Thinking* I think I love her. I mean, she’s pretty. She calls me baby and ties my shoes. And I like being with her because she’s the most interesting person I know. But I like being with everyone I like. No she’s definitely different. She’s not like my friends, DEFINITELY not like Derek.

🤍: Are you even LISTENING to me? Ancients, Flynn, I can NEVER have a nice moment with you!

🎈: Huh— Hold on, I really do love you. I’ll prove it! *chews on a piece of gum*

🤍: …

🎈: Wait a secooondd…. *blows a giant bubble then pops it onto his face* There. I ruined my face for you! Because I love you! Don’t you see how much I LOVE you?

🤍: *stands up to leave*

🎈: Come back! *holds her hand* I-I don’t know how to explain it, but I just LIKE you. You’re cute and kind and now you’re doing that eye twitchy thing I like!

🤍: You like my eye twitching…?

🎈: YES! YES I LIKE THAT! A LOT!

🤍: Hmph! I knew you only liked me for my body. *tries to walk away*

🎈: *mouth slightly agape and eyes widen. He’s thinking* I don’t ONLY like your body! It’s a huge plus for sure but THAT’S NOT THE ONLY THING!

CLARA! You’re the only girl that gets me excited! I-I mean, not in THAT way, but also-

🤍: You’re SO disgusting! Don’t ever talk to me again! *storms off*

He watches her leave. There it is, heartbreak! It’s what all those songs and movies talk about. Yeah, this one is going to sting a LOT. Maybe even for months. Wait for it…

… except it doesn’t sting. Not that much, anyways. Sure it sucks he’s not gonna see her again. But he mostly feels hollow, confused and ashamed all at once. Just like with every other girl he’s liked.

🎈: … Maybe I am just disgusting.

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🎈: Cali~ My honey, my sweet gorgeous Cali Gali!

🧨: Still not letting you ride my airbike.

🎈: Dang it.

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The face flynn hits when he farts

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HUGO LOOK ITS EVEREST!

*throws a fake roach at him when he isnt looking and darts into the other direction giggling*

- Siri

📖: Huh? Everest- AAAHHH!

This isn’t funny! You’re gonna give me a heart attack, you know!

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🎈: *spots Cali. He casually leans against the railings of the ship when she looks, crossing his arms*

*smooth* Hey.

*Stumbles then recovers quickly*

Lookin’ good.

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Loving the calynn spam somewhere there’s a ten y/o me screaming “LETS FUCKING GO” at the top of her lungs

HEHE YES me and 10 year old you together 😭

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🧨: Give me your most handsome face and I’ll kiss you.

🎈: Ohh yeah, ya mean this? *half closes his eyes, raking his hair back with his fingers* How bout this? *slight smirk* Ya like?

🧨: *holds back a chuckle by biting her lip*

🎈: Bitin’ your lip now, are ya? Yeah, I’m on fire.

🧨: *soft chuckle* You are so helpless. *pulls his head in for a kiss*

🎈: *closes his eyes, smiling like an idiot but trying to look nonchalant*

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*on a picnic date. They’ve been quiet for a while.*

🎈: Y’know, Cali… I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed sometimes… well, if ever. Heh. But, I really like bein’ around you.

🧨: *stares at him in quiet awe, searching his eyes. She smiles when he holds her hand.* Aw, Flynn, I-

🎈: Even though you are terrifying when you’re mad. Kinda hot, not gonna lie.

🧨: *ears pin back, eyebrows creasing* Flynn! Ugh, you were so close.

🎈: *chuckles* Knew that’d work. *eyebrow waggle and dumb smirk*

🧨: You- *sighs, shaking her head* I’m not mad. I’m not mad.

🎈: *deeper chuckle* Sure ya aren’t. *wink*

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📖: *on the phone with Flynn at midnight* Hey Flynn.

🎈: Ughh… what?

📖: I can’t sleep… I had a pretty bad nightmare.

🎈: *groans into his pillow* seriously? just go count sheep or somethin’-

📖: AAAAH!!

🎈: WHY did I say that.

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🧨: *keeps turning around on the bed every few minutes, her eyebrows creased*

🎈: *gravelly mumbling* Honey? What’s going on..?

🧨: This bed’s too uncomfortable… I keep thinking about that expedition. I was going to hurt myself so bad…

🎈: c’mere… *pulls her into his chest, wrapping her in a big warm fuzzy cocoon*

🧨: … this is even more… uncomfortable… not… *eyes close* working…

🎈: *rubs her back slowly, the scritch scratch of her shirt and her soft breathing on his neck lull him to sleep*

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🎈: One of Lex’s buddies called me “Holy unc”, ohh yeah I still got it.

[lexnotrose]

*holding a kazoo* I think I’m gonna try this out again.

You’re not gonna do what you did last time, right?

Come on, Chas, I’m not dumb. *puts the kazoo in his mouth, lifts his head up, opens his mouth and what do ya know, he accidentally swallows it, like an idiot, and starts choking while making kazoo noise* FUCK.

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🎈: Kazoo kid’s big reprise?! Now that’s what I was waitin’ for! laughs flynnly

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*kazoo choke* FUCK YOU!

Okay, don’t worry, I-

🌱: *grabs him and does the Heimlich maneuver.. rather aggressively and makes him cough it up* You’re welcome. *puts him down*

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🎈: Yeah, yeah, there’s mom girl showin’ off how good a parent she is again. We know.

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*holding a kazoo* I think I’m gonna try this out again.

You’re not gonna do what you did last time, right?

Come on, Chas, I’m not dumb. *puts the kazoo in his mouth, lifts his head up, opens his mouth and what do ya know, he accidentally swallows it, like an idiot, and starts choking while making kazoo noise* FUCK.

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🎈: Kazoo kid’s big reprise?! Now that’s what I was waitin’ for! laughs flynnly

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📖: I don’t think we’ve met, I’m Hugo. It’s nice to see someone new here in the library. Would you like assistance in finding a book?

oh? hugo? i may have heard of you. uh, findin’ a book…i dunno. i’m not a nerd.

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📖: frowns slightly.

Oh, okay then. I thought you would like one since, uh… the lab coat? Nevermind.