I'm so baller

Old Sport.

[eastgaysian]

the ancient and noble art of Hating must remain distinct from the dogmatism of the moral crusade. hating has no greater goal. it is not about engineering change or imposing one's will upon others. to hate is a complete act in and of itself

[2389074347890-deactivated201607]

leslie knows my ambition in life

[mastervvv]

[kittyit]

[transwiththeplans]

This trend though

[isaidheymaniloveyou]

This is the best thing invented by the Internet

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[dorrismccomics]

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

[theyre]

vitamin c……ock

[bad-txble]

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

[humoristics]

Otto the bulldog breaks world record

[video]

[cutestuffco-blog-deactivated202]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[weloveshortvideos]

[theheckaradgatsby]

me @ my bad eyebrow: i'm sick of carrying your lazy ass... your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life....get a real job....there is no 'I' in 'eyebrows'...except phonetically

[pansoph]

tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.