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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
Quick Guide to Punctuating Dialogue
“This is a line of dialogue,” she said.
“This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a speech tag.”
“This is a full sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence.”
“This is a sentence followed by an action.” He smiled. “They’re separate sentences, because I didn’t speak by smiling.”
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
reblog to save a writer
Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.
Halloween Movie Magic
Muse A is watching their favourite Halloween movie at home one night, unaware that a wizard living a few houses away has had a spell go awry. About twenty minutes into the movie the TV begins to glow and Muse A finds they are inside the movie as their favourite character. They can use their knowledge of this movie to change what happens and become part of the story or let the movie play out in hopes of freeing themselves from the landscape. But if you die in the movie, do you die in real life?
Twist A: Muse B is watching the same movie and hit with the same magic to find they are trapped in the movie too as another character. Can Muse A and Muse B help each other escape the movie magic? What will happen if they are pitted against each other trying to survive long enough to escape?
Twist B: The only way to escape is to die, but it goes against every instinct Muse A has. And then there is the fact that they are the villain, and all these screaming idiots are just too easy to kill.
Twist C: The only way to escape is to die, but this is a kid’s Halloween movie and it seems nearly impossible to die. Hilarious hijinks ensue as the movie Gods find different ways to thwart Muse A and B’s attempts to get killed.
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Don't Be Selfish -- Your RP Partner Is Not An Object
Looking through past posts concerning social problems between partners or groups of roleplayers, the issue of possessiveness and the clinging to partners arises which can create rifts between partners and the entirety of the group.
It’s important to understand that your partner is not an object, they are another human being, just like you.
I say this because it is rude to be possessive of a partner.
How is someone being possessive of a roleplay partner?
They get extremely jealous of their partner roleplaying with other, and get upset with their partner for doing so.
They yell at/become upset at the other party roleplaying with their partner and tell them not to do so.
They tell their partner that if they roleplay with someone else that they will no longer roleplay with them.
They attempt to guilt trip their partner into roleplaying with them only by claiming things such as, ‘Am I not good enough?’ 'Why do you have to roleplay with others? Do I suck that bad?’
They will tell others that their partner is ‘theirs’. Ex. “You can’t roleplay with Alex…He’s mine!”
They show their possessiveness by causing their character to be extremely clingy to their partner’s character.
It’s important to understand that your roleplay partner is allowed to roleplay with anyone else, and that includes roleplaying with people that are not you. They have that right. It is not an attack on your roleplaying abilities. It is not an attack on you as a person. It is not an attack on their ideal of you as a partner.
Your roleplay partner is allowed to branch out to however many partners they so feel like it, and it is not your place to say that they cannot have any partners outside of you. That’s just rude.
This also includes telling your partner that their character cannot be in any other romantic relationship except with your character. That’s rude.
If your partner has a Multiple Storyline Character, these parallel universes allow your partners character to be in as many relationships as they so choose without them relating in anyway, coinciding in anyway, etc.
Be considerate of your partner and how THEY feel about it. No one likes being guilt tripped. No one likes being yelled at for a hobby that is supposed to be FUN, not stressing. No one likes to be restricted in such a hobby.
It is not your place to tell someone what they can and cannot do in terms of interacting with others. It’s incredibly mean of you to do such a thing and you need to take a step back and see how you could be hurting someone else’s feelings if you realize that you are doing this to someone else.
Don’t be possessive of a roleplay partner. They are not an object. They are allowed to make any decision they want when it comes to roleplay, and you don’t have a say in how many partners they’re allowed to have.
Because in the end, no one is obligated to roleplay with you, and for you to put restrictions on someone who is willingly choosing to roleplay with you is just seriously unkind.
So, don’t do that.
“So, last night was a bit of a disaster...”
“I thought nothing of the sort, Luv. As a matter of fact, I came here to ask you out again...”
The huntsman couldn’t kill Snow White and instead led her to a port city & told her to go to another country where the Evil Queen couldn’t find her. Snow became a castaway on a ship, but was found out. It turns out the ship was owned by Blackbeard. She challenged Blackbeard into a duel & said that if she won, he would give the ship to him, but if he won, he could take her to the Evil Queen & claim her bounty. Snow calls on her woodland friends & defeats Blackbeard & now owns a ship & goes on adventures. The title? Snow White and the Seven Seas.
Writing a historical novel means knowing how far they can travel on a horse, This is good info right here.
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Please help me I’m gonna lose my home in 2 days if a miracle doesn’t happen
Ok I am seriously freaking out rn
long story short: I’m house sitting while my family is at the beach and last night I cooked fried chicken and forgot to cut the grease off and not only did I burn half of the kitchen but I almost died while putting it out to save the rest of the house
My dad was understanding that it was an accident but my mom is furious and i’ve been given an ultimatum: I need to pay them 1600$ when they come home on Friday. As in: This Friday. As in: the day after tomorrow. As in: March 23rd 2018.
Even using my entire paycheck and savings I only have 1200$. I’m 400$ short and literally I have no way of getting that money and my mom has told me that if I don’t have that money on Friday then I would be kicked out. My work denied my request for a pay advance and I could not qualify for a loan without it taking several days to get approval.
Look I’m really freaking scared right now. Like super scared and I have no idea what to do. Please Please Please if any of you know of a way to help or someone who can help me and lend me 400$ I will literally pay any interest rate you put it on it. I’ll be able to pay it back on April 22nd when I get my next monthly paycheck.
Please please if anyone can do anything or knows someone who can please contact me I’m seriously going to be homeless in 2 days if a miracle doesn’t happen.
Please spread this I’m seriously begging for my life here.
“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”
Yall better not be pretending that Janelle Monae doesn’t fucking exist
Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3
excuse me
Autism and NT concepts in children’s literature
I work in a public library and there are times a book comes through circulation that is so awesome I can’t believe I hadn’t seen it before.
Last week I came across this lovely children’s picture book called Why Johnny Doesn’t Flap: NT is OK! by Clay Morton, Gail Morton, and illustrated by Alex Merry. (Pardon the library barcode covering part of the title here.)
[Pictures of the front and back covers of the picture book. The back cover summary says: “My friend Johnny is different from me. We have fun together, but sometimes he acts pretty strangely. He is never exactly on time, he can;t seem to strict to a routine, he stares right into your eyes, and he often says puzzling things. Johnny is neurotypical. I like Johnny and I think being NT is OK.”]
The fact that I was seeing the term “NT” on the cover of a children’s book was enough to pique my interest. Upon further inspection, I discovered that the book is really quite lovely!
[Two page spread reads: “We have a lot of fun together, but sometimes he acts pretty strangely. Mom says it is because he is NT, or neurotypical. He doesn’t have autism, so his brain works differently from mine, but that’s OK.”]
It flips the typical “little Timmy has a special friend” narrative on its head. Instead, the narrator is an autistic boy who has an NT friend who he sometimes struggles to understand.
[Two page spread reads: It can be pretty interesting being friends with a kid who is NT. He has a lot of quirks that can be very frustrating until you get used to them. Mom says that everyone’s brain is different and different isn’t always wrong.”]
The book uses simple terms to describe a perspective not usually seen in any literature, let alone lit intended for children.
[Two page spread reads: “When something exciting happens, Johnny doesn’t respond like you would expect. He doesn’t flap his arms or jump up and down. He just moves the sides of his mouth up and slightly widens his eyes. Maybe he doesn’t know much about how to express emotions.”]
I think ultimately this flipping of the narrative is more effective in getting the message across that kids with autism are just like everyone else but with unique needs.
[Two page spread reads: “Johnny never has a meltdown when disasters happen, like a fire drill or art class being canceled. He is afraid of what people might think. It seems like he is bottling his feelings up, but he just has his own way of dealing with things, and that’s OK.”]
And this book is something autistic kids don’t usually have– it’s a book from their perspective! And it’s a non-offensive, matter-of-fact perspective, which is all the rarer.
[Two pages spread reads: “When he talks to you, Johnny looks directly into your eyes, which can make you pretty uncomfortable. He doesn’t mean any harm, though. That’s just the way he is, and that’s OK.”]
It talks about things that autistic people experience and can relate to.
[Page reads: “I like Johnny. I think that being NT is OK.”]
How awesome is that?
A book like this would have been so beneficial to me as a kid to help me not feel alien. If you want autistic people to relate to others in fiction, we need stories from our point of view too.
I NEED THIS BOOK
I love that it flips the narrative, that’s so clever.
One of the pleasures known pretty much solely to writers is that of finding a really good character name.
TO THOSE MAKING NATIVE OCS
I see this a lot, no one has actual names, or any reference for names, that are legit Native American, varying among the tribes, for their characters.
Babynames.com and shit like that will give you names made up by white people.
However, I’ve got your solution.
Native-Languages is a good website to turn to for knowledge on a lot of native things, including native names. If you’re unsure about the names you’ve picked, they even have a list of made up names here!
Please don’t trust names like babynames.com for native names, they’re made up and often quite offensive to the cultures themselves.
Thank you!
Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics
Medicine
A Study In Physical Injury
Comas
Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs
Broken Bones
Burns
Unconsciousness & Head Trauma
Blood Loss
Stab Wounds
Pain & Shock
All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)
Writing Specific Characters
Portraying a kleptomaniac.
Playing a character with cancer.
How to portray a power driven character.
Playing the manipulative character.
Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
Writing a character who lost someone important.
Playing the bullies.
Portraying the drug dealer.
Playing a rebellious character.
How to portray a sociopath.
How to write characters with PTSD.
Playing characters with memory loss.
Playing a pyromaniac.
How to write a mute character.
How to write a character with an OCD.
How to play a stoner.
Playing a character with an eating disorder.
Portraying a character who is anti-social.
Portraying a character who is depressed.
How to portray someone with dyslexia.
How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
Portraying a character with severe depression.
How to play a serial killer.
Writing insane characters.
Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
Tips on writing a drug addict.
How to write a character with HPD.
Writing a character with Nymphomania.
Writing a character with schizophrenia.
Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Writing a character with depression.
Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
How to play a victim of rape.
How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
Writing a character who self-harms.
Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
How to play the stalker.
How to portray a character high on cocaine.
Playing a character with ADHD.
How to play a sexual assault victim.
Writing a compulsive gambler.
Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
Playing a prisoner.
Portraying an emotionally detached character.
How to play a character with social anxiety.
Portraying a character who is high.
Portraying characters who have secrets.
Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
Portraying a sex addict.
How to play someone creepy.
Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
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me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:
