Smart people are rarely happy.

Harold Garfield, 22, Enhanced Intelligence. Resident and Computer Cafe Supervisor of Lake Grimstone.

[theheightofintelligence]

what is your biggest fear?

That is a very complicated question, because fear is so ever-changing and circumstantial. The easy answer is ‘failure’, though that’s not quite accurate. Perhaps it would be better to say I am afraid of the moment I discover something even my mind cannot fathom. Will that ever happen? Maybe not, but the thought of it terrifies me.

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what do you think about when you jerk off?

There is always so much going on in my mind that pinpointing a certain image or scenario is difficult. I would say I imagine someone with their mouth on my neck, but then somewhere in my head, the Fibonacci Sequence is being recited. Or hands running across exposed skin, but there’s a symphony being analyzed.

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are you a virgin?

I’m a decently attractive, adult man who lives trapped with surrounded by others close to my own age, who are all powerful and frequently bored. Do I really need to answer this question for you?

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Five hottest people on the island

I’m answering this based on only looks, with no explanation given. If I made a list based on personality and intelligence levels, there would be several who feel insulted.

-Nate

-Jade

-Brooklyn

-Danny

-Lexi

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do you get turned on by intelligence? Or do you like dull people?

I vastly prefer a person who has something going on in their mind. Not one of those vapid, pretty, bobbleheads.

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How big is mini Harold?

Is this…are you really asking me that? *sigh* For a man of my height, it is perfectly proportionate.

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justjohn-robins:

Dude, that’s what I was saying. You don’t want to be paying no attention around me. Your thoughts are giving me a headache.

Unfortunately, for the both of us, I can’t just turn off my mind. Or ‘zone out’. Sorry for the headache though.

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aria-lilly:

What are you capable of ignoring?

Whatever you plan to do with that shovel.

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fckfaye:

Does mediocre healing count as an unexpected perk?

Any sort of healing change, with your power, is fascinating. I’d definitely consider it unexpected. Maybe not a perk though.

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trulyevanescent:

“Probably?” She covered her mouth as a light laugh escaped her lips. Finally composing herself, she shook her head. “You’re stance is all wrong.” She stepped forward. Placing her hands on his shoulders, she gently tapped his leg with her foot too move it a little father away from the other. Then she took a step back. “Keep your feet like that, and raise your arms higher.”

It was weird letting this tiny girl adjust his body position, but at her last words, he laughed, “Raise them higher? Your first hit was to my stomach, so shouldn’t I be blocking lower?”

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girl-in-your-head:

Love isn’t for the practical minded.  You meet the right person, and suddenly you become the biggest idiot on the planet when it comes to them.

I don’t think I know the feeling. Or maybe I’m just incapable of this idiot-mindedness that you speak of.

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dreams-are-not-a-wish:

Sounds like wishful thinking to me.

Well, sorry if I offend you with the sliver of optimism I’ve somehow retained in this place.

[rpfunstuff]

Ask my muse invasive questions! Nothing is off limits and they have to answer honestly-

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No matter how uncomfortable they are! Happy TMI Tuesday~

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Oh, don’t mind me. You’d be surprised at what I’m capable of ignoring.

[crystalcohen]

Oh, no, I’m just still getting used to things. 

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crystalcohen:

So you don’t want to run with me around the place? It will help you learn the layout a little better.

[jadexxroberts-blog]

andato in gatta || Harold & Jade

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jadexxroberts:

Jade laughed, a genuine sound that erupted from her chest. “Right, right. In that case, let’s hope the Hall doesn’t have an alarm. I’m always down for destruction of government property.” Even if the Hall wasn’t one of the places she most frequented, there were few places she hadn’t explored when they had moved from the island to the mountain range, so she was somewhat familiar with the path they were taking.

Though she was sure she was going to learn a great number of things about him as soon as their lips touched the bottle, she was somewhat certain she would have a hard time pronouncing his name under the influence. “Do you have a nickname? ‘Cause right now I’m partial to Megamind but I’m not sure you’d approve. There’s also Braniac, Smarty Pants and the classic Four-Eyes even though I’ve never seen you with glasses. However, I can take suggestions.”

They reached his townhouse and he slipped inside with a quick, “Wait here.” It wasn’t that he didn’t want to invite her inside, but because his roommates were clearly home, getting caught in a verbal web would likely take up precious time they could otherwise spend drinking. The bottle wasn’t hard to retrieve, as it was in a hollowed out globe he kept in his room, surrounded by other uninteresting things that would dissuade curious scavengers.

Bottle in hand, he exited the house and leaned against the outside wall, considering the nickname question. He’d been compared to Ozymandias from Watchmen in the past, but if Jade was looking for an easier name, that wasn’t one of them. “I know Harold isn’t the sexiest name, but it’s the only one I’ve got. However, I suppose I can accept whatever you want to call me. I’m sure I’ll find a way to cope.”

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fckfaye:

Well, the beauty is up there with my top perks, maybe I have a few, but they wouldn’t be very unexpected if I told you, would they?

Come on, you know one of mine. I’ll tell you another if you share yours.