A Joke Is A Very Serious Thing

Hello, my name is Banana, and I really, really, REALLY like shipping things.

[gwenndigo]

shoib

[strangenewgirls]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[asingularcanadian]

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

[asking-lee]

(this blog is so pure (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*) can we see more Lee and Sakura? My precious kids, so strong, so buff, so bless

((Friends who lift together, stick together.

I can imagine an AU where they meet at crossfit classes LMFAO

and ty for your kind words ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ ))

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

[himejoshikomaeda]

mcdonalds cringe comp

[gamecubewizard]

why does it look like this came from a funeral page

[dawnofslime]

Grimace Obituary 1998

[retquits]

hairstyles for vivi ✂

[elithien]

𝔽𝕒𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕓𝕪 𝕃𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕚

[teddy-stonehill]

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

[lesbianbending-moved]

asami is fully the gay girl who doesn’t know how to flirt but is just like omgggg you’re so strong!! 😳😳💕💖 but idk i don’t think you could pick me up 👀👀🙈 and korra doesn’t even realize asami likes her she’s just like how DARE you insinuate i’m not strong enough have you seen my arms???

[rizadyke]

Asami: *pressing their palms together* omg Korra your hands are so big ☺️💕💕✨

Korra: fuck yeah watch me shoot fire out of em

[lesbianbending-moved]

@ all the gay girls in the notes and tags being like ‘THATS FLIRTING???’ rip queens hang in there 😔😔

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Thinking of getting into the wedding industry where I offer my services to brides with overbearing families and my job will be to remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I can do passive aggressive, private aside with a vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to shut the fuck up in front of everyone.

The plan is you tell them I'm your fiance's estranged step sister so they'll even sympathize with you for being stuck with me instead of hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear about why they rudely disagree with your veil choice.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Say Yes to the Dress but I'm there with a foghorn I use every time someone thinks we need their rudeass opinion

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

[pepsiprophecy]

have u seen our daughter

[charminglyantiquated]

A short comic about missing someone you don’t know anymore but who used to mean a lot to you (and also she’s maybe haunting you, not entirely benevolently, as you drive eighteen hours back up the coast)

other comics//tapastic//patreon//ko-fi

[sosuperawesome]

David Ambarzumjan on Instagram

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

my heart: *suddenly beats extremely irregularly and heavy in my chest for several seconds for no reason*

me:

[jones-friend]

I’m begging you

Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign

At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened

After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member’s name wrong

“Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again”

“Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end at the hands of murderous vigilantes”