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[thehelpfulrock]

[thehelpfulrock]

[valtsv]

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

[valtsv]

if you used to angrily tell people that cows and vending machines statistically kill more people each year than sharks you're gay now

[valtsv]

there are gay people reading this who stood up for rats when people called them "dirty" by reminding them that they're actually very clean and friendly animals who make excellent house pets

[valtsv]

if YOU never used to understand why some kids got so freaked out by snakes and worms and other 'creepy crawlies' and got excited when you were allowed to hold them

[velociraptoraddict]

I almost routinely got in fist fights over yellow jackets (a type of WASP) in school, I have dive bombed a cockroach on several occasions to protect it from being stepped on, I have rescued spiders and scorpions from the inside of buildings, I am the one who comes running when I hear a high pitched scream of fear in the hopes of preventing the death of an animal most would consider worth killing without a second thought, and I have done all of the above.

[thehelpfulrock]

Rat stole my fucking louie va'tons lil a holed can go ta hell

[saltybreastmilk-deactivated2015]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

who needs top surgery when you’ve got a woman baking eggs in avocados

[trans-kaidan-alenko]

Reblog to blow your tits clean off

[theglitchmaster-deactivated2024]

P L E A S E

[thehelpfulrock]

Take my ribs I don't have boobs

[thehelpfulrock]

Straight facts

[pukicho]

If your wizard OC doesn’t have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

I had an aneurysm trying to read this, please use comers

[pukicho]

no fuck you enjoy confusion

[pukicho]

wait what the FUCK is a comer

[thehelpfulrock]

Do wizards have crooked penis?

[thehelpfulrock]

Me after I have saved after the third time even though I already did and I'm about to do it again cause I forgot I saved for the third time

[thehelpfulrock]

[thehelpfulrock]

[thehelpfulrock]

Me after the millionth time of falling the mission when I think I'm doing everything right

[thehelpfulrock]

Me:*Calls some one a jack ass*

The some one:"How am I a jack ass?"

Me:

[thehelpfulrock]

[thehelpfulrock]

Hey anyone know the height of gruags from shadow of war cause I only got the ologs

[edithvanhopper]

White and Yellow Diamond fusion. Biggest two-gem fusion possible :) Bonus:

Champagne Diamond? Butter Diamond? Beige? What would be her name?

[thehelpfulrock]

Light yellow diamond

[thehelpfulrock]

Ya know what angers me? The fact the amount of fantasy inspired crocodile boasfights is limited and I'm not talking about K.rool or lagiacrus but I feel as if people miss opportunities to make a creature based off a crocodile and it's great

[itsapmseymour]

Six characters voiced. Cause why not.

[itsapmseymour]

Lads it's a video, the voices are already done, click it

[itsapmseymour]

[thehelpfulrock]

Ms paint

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[flavorblastedcheesetits]

All your gay ancestors that were corralled by society into having a heterosexual marriage and kids:

[thehelpfulrock]

Just cause you’re gay doesn’t mean you cannot have kids uses you don’t want them then punt one every time the meer evidence of there being one in the area

[thehelpfulrock]

I meant unless