Velociraptors are sort of my life

I post fandoms, animals, puns, and anything I think is funny or cute, I never post nudes or things of that nature, and although I personally don't curse, there may be a few curse words floating around on my blog, not my fault though. Have a look around, enjoy yourself, love yourself, follow me if you want.I am a 27 year old female asexual who is simply here to have a good time. asks are always welcome and advice is given if needed. Also I love role playing and have a slue of my own OCs, so please feel free to send me an ask and start up a rp.

[velociraptoraddict]

Here are my Seven Self-care S's Save what you're doing so you don't risk losing any data if it's been a while Stretch. Seriously, you're probably not doing it enough. Sun. Vitamin D is important and seasonal depression is a thing for a reason Sip some water. Not soda. Not an energy drink. Water. Snack on something. Preferably something healthy, but any type of food is okay, especially if it's been a while since you've last eaten. Shower. It's important to stay clean, even if you're not really up for it, it is still best to do. Also, brushing your teeth falls under this category. Sleep. Sleep is important, even if it's just a little power nap.

Honorable mention: The rule of 3. 3 minutes without air. 3 hours without shelter. 3 days without water. 3 weeks without food. You can literally die from ignoring the rule of 3

[itonakoart]

Will the kids act different when older or just as crazy, now with experience.

They'd branch out into their individual interests and collaborate on a group project every once in a while ☺️

Puller and Plow are roughly the same size as kids but Plow works in agriculture and does a lot of the heavy work so he'd get beefy! Puller by contrast would be lean. He'd be a medic with good people skills.

They argue all the time who's taller and if the chevron counts.

Puller also becomes a heartthrob when he's older. He's sweet but entirely uninterested in dating because he's demi ^^ has no idea he inherited Prowl and Hook's (<-all-time hottest Constructicon champion) good looks.

[thereareinsectsintheoldpurgatory]

They took advantage of being on a planet without other Decepticons (except Swindle, Brackarania and Breakdown I know I know)

Soundwave not being in the main cast is a crime so I'm doing it miself with too many headcanons

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[fair-itself]

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

[seriousfic]

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?

[itonakoart]

In your AU are the sparklings able to transform into tiny versions of their alt modes, or do they have to wait until they're grown up to transform? I'm just picturing tiny vehicles following one of their parents around like ducklings.

Following them like ducklings is so cute aww!! They do have tiny alt modes! They're the size of those toy vehicles that kids drive around ^^

As long as they kinda resembled the vehicles (lab equipment for Whirly) they were based after, it was good enough for me! It was fun looking up vehicles that's sorta a mix of the Structies + Prowl with my friends and naming them together.

Bonus:

Whirly is the only one to inherit purple because they are small and full of greed.

[puddleorganism]

I have made. Even more dinos

[virensere]

June Patreon art reward for Hexaitos! Alice the velociraptor again, this time less glitchy :) Art reward slots still available here: https://www.patreon.com/virensere

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[frogdadmechsuit]

Liking a moots post while they're mid crashout vague posting like hi idk what ure talking abt but i support u

[cookiedoves]

hooded crows 🐦‍⬛

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magicalastronomies]

dudes when you tell them that you're a lesbian and don't want to have sex with men

[rosequartz256]

was struck with the memory of this image from who knows how long ago now

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[ponett]

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons