The Hogwarts House Blog

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

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English Class Literature

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Gryffindor: “Of Mice and Men” - John Steinbeck

Ravenclaw: “The Handmaid’s Tale” - Margaret Thatcher

Hufflepuff: “Lord of The Flies” - William Golding

Slytherin: “Macbeth” - William Shakespeare

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Correction: “Handmaid’s Tale” is written by Margaret Atwood

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Thank you for telling me! I made the same mistake on a different post and now I really feel stupid. But I’m going to fix it right now. Thanks again!

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Houses as guardians of the galaxy character?

Sure thing! Just posted it.

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Houses as Guardians of The Galaxy characters

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Gryffindor: Star-Lord/Peter Quill

Ravenclaw: Mantis

Hufflepuff: Groot

Slytherin: Rocket

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Freshman Advice for The Houses

Gryffindor: Get stuff done in your study hall class (if not, start it as soon as you get home)

Ravenclaw: Don't let anyone tell you anything about George and Lennie

Hufflepuff: Eat breakfast (protein bars are good for quick, filling meals) and avoid drinking coffee, you could get addicted to the caffeine

Slytherin: Get along with your teachers, your grades will definitely reflect it

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The Houses as Star Wars Movies

Gryffindor: A New Hope

Ravenclaw: Revenge of the Sith

Hufflepuff: The Phantom Menace

Slytherin: The Empire Strikes Back

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Why must you insult hufflepuffs like this……

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I’m sorry. I know how bad that movie was. But my reasoning behind it was that it was bright and full of hope; Qui Gon seeing potential in a young boy, but we knew where that potential would lead. The dramatic irony in it was what made it a Hufflepuff, not how bad the movie was. Hufflepuffs have lots of unrealized potential, and that was the best fit, I believe. Hufflepuffs are badasses and are much better than episode 1. Don’t forget it.

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Sorry!

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Thank you soooo much!

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Regarding Cinnamon

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Gryffindor

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hufflepuff

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ravenclaw

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Slytherin

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The Houses as Star Wars Movies

Gryffindor: A New Hope

Ravenclaw: Revenge of the Sith

Hufflepuff: The Phantom Menace

Slytherin: The Empire Strikes Back

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The Hogwarts Houses as YA trilogies

Gryffindor: The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins

Ravenclaw: Legend - Marie Lu

Hufflepuff: Matched - Ally Condie

Slytherin: The Maze Runner - James Dashner

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The Houses in Spanish class

Gryffindor:“Mey goosta los tahcoz.”

Ravenclaw: *looks up Spanish curse words* “Lmao get ready for an epic prank.”

Hufflepuff: *analyzes the grammar way too much*

Slytherin: *writes Spanish very well but fails the oral tests*

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Ghibli heroines (pt 1)

Gryffindor: Chihiro - Spirited Away

Ravenclaw: Shizuku - Whisper of The Heart

Hufflepuff: Kiki - Kiki’s Delivery Service

Slytherin: San - Princess Mononoke

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The houses as words/phrases that describe oddly specific emotions

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Gryffindor: Ecstatic Shock. the surge of energy upon catching a glance from someone you like

Ravenclaw: Anemoia. nostalgia for a time you’ve never known

Hufflepuff: Adronitis. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone

Slytherin: Kenopsia. the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

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Finding a wallet on the ground

Gryffindor: Picks it up and keeps it; feels guilty afterwards

Ravenclaw: Takes the gift cards and like $2 for a soda or something; turns the rest in

Hufflepuff: Immediately turns it in, no second thoughts

Slytherin: Finds out who the wallet belongs to from the ID; gives it to them personally (just for the Adventure of it)

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The Houses as Jane Austen books

Gryffindor: Sense and Sensibility

Ravenclaw: Pride & Prejudice

Hufflepuff: Mansfield Park

Slytherin: Emma

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The Reading Master Post

Gryffindor:

Gryffindors are easily bored, and it’s unlikely they will keep up with a book if it has a slow start. They are suckers for comic books and graphic novels, and they love curling up to good mysteries and thrillers.

Recommended: The Nancy Drew series -Carolyn Keene, “Nimona” -Noelle Stevenson

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaws love reading so much that their standards have grown to impossible heights (“Harry Potter” spoiled us all). This leads to weeks and even months without getting through the first chapter of anything. When they do find something to read, they don’t got no type. They love all genres, from historical fiction to fantasy.

Recommended: “Perks of Being a Wallflower” -Steven Chbosky, “Matilda” -Roald Dahl

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuffs love to learn, and although they are suckers for romance and adventure, they also love reading nonfiction. Anything that peaks their interest, from plants to computers to architecture, they read it all.

Recommended: “The Hobbit” -J.R.R. Tolkien, “The Fault in Our Stars” -John Green

Slytherin:

Slytherins’ guilty pleasure is science fiction. An even guiltier pleasure is accurate science fiction. They have specific tastes, and will probably not stray from the stuff they like. Their reading habit is probably the least erratic of the houses, reading and finishing one book every couple of weeks.

Recommended: “2001: A Space Odyssey” -Arthur C. Clarke, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” -Douglas Adams

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