I eat horns for a living

this is for documenting my horn eatings, will probably forget some victims of getting their horns eaten tho

[thehorneaterguy]

ALL (hopefully) the characters ive eaten their head accessories off!!! WOO YEAH

uh tell me if you either want to make eating request or like blog @.

PHIGHTING!

Subspace = 5

Traitorspace = 2

Cutiespace = 1

Hyperlaser = 2

Biograft = 2

Gammagraft = 1

Scythe = 1

The Broker = 2

Father Overseer = 1

Medkit = 3

Madkit = 2

7MKO (aka evil medkit) = 1

Beehive = 1

Vine Staff = 3

Slingshot = 4

Shuriken = 1

Katana = 2

Skateboard = 1

Coil = 2

Boombox = 1

Rocket = 1

Ban Hammer = 2

Sword = 1

Dom = 1

Windforce = 1

Firebrand = 1

Illumina = 1

REGRETEVATOR

Pest = 1

DANDYS WORLD

Dyle = 1

Shrimpo = 1

Scraps = 1

Vee = 1

PRESSURE

Rachjumper = 1

OCS

Fireball = 1

Rainbow = 1

Purple Diamond = 1

Monarch = 1

Lux = 1

Phoenix = 1

Dagger = 1

Wing = 1

Stravant = 1

Icicle = 1

Ghost Invisibility = 1

Content Deleted = 1

Cursor = 1

Mimi = 1

Chorid = 1

Honeycomb = 1

Freeze Ray = 1

Atmo.B 777 = 1

Lantern = 1

8-Bit = 1

Axe = 1

Orb = 1

Things idk are OCS or not so they go here

Boris = 1

Darkness (Pursuer) = 1

Blogs that have an ask but no horn eating seen!!

Lopee = 1

Sisyphus = 1

+ probably Rachjumper, maybe a medkit or madkit and something subspace idk, ive just included them up there as they do have the signature nom nom nom nom

[thehorneaterguy]

It's pride month horn eater, you know what that means.

Huh. What. Do you want me to like

Eat gay horns???

What

[phighting-hyperlaser]

you get to be my new hyperlaser.

i need more hypers to laser. or to eat the antennas off.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

And now you owe me 800 bux to get it fixed.

[thehorneaterguy]

Bug my boss about that, or a co-worker :)

[thehorneaterguy]

Horn eater guy...! You... Youre..... YOURE GAY!!!!!

- axolotl anon is turning gay too

heh...

[biograft-z1743]

Hey robot.

Its is i, thehorneaterguy queer edition. if i wasnt that already.. heh.

ANYYWAYSSYYS

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

HEY-!

It wrestles you off of it and punts you to Mars, but not without having several large bites taken out of its horns. It has known this day was coming ever since it saw this happen to Katana.

I… NEED REPAIRS.

[s0n0r0us-st4r-b00mb0x]

boombox. im boomboxing it, b-b-b-boombox

Wanna know a silly fact? Boss says i can make more money by eating visors too, not just horns.

yeah, im doing both. just for you.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

you’re getting PAID for this?

waIT- NO-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[subspace-t-mine01]

I HEARD MY NAME, IVE BEEN SUMMONED

also hello pride month, im queer........

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

Whu-

OW?? GET OFF OF ME!?

[thehorneaterguy]

are you like the tooth fairy but with horns. and you eat them

yeah i guess you could say that

[thebloodyregretfulblade]

Hello red stain! im here for your horns, alright? yay!!

So.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓨 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓜 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓗𝓞𝓡𝓝𝓢. 𝓞𝓡 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓑𝓛𝓞𝓞𝓓 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓞𝓝𝓛𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓓 𝓢𝓣𝓐𝓘𝓝.

*𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭. 𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓼 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓼*

[illuminating-the-future]

Hey.

Nice horns. Would be shame if the horn eater guy subspace edition ate them.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

“NO!!”

[veeversion01-rpblog]

Im the horn eater guy and my keybinds have switched around

.

you have antennas. it works.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

MY ANTENNA-

-💚📺

[thehorneaterguy]

This is my version of butcher vanity - horn eater guy edition.

They say your job is a problem.

They tell you to stop eating their horns.

They say you cant keep yourself from eating every horn in sight.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Blah blah blah blah blah

Blah blah blah

- aaxolotl anon

Boss says your horns are a problem

Boss tells me to please my appetite

Boss says I shouldnt keep myself from trying a bite of every horn in sight

You worship temperance, a virtue

Oh, but boss tells me gluttonys all good

And my desire, its bottomless

I wanna crack those horns and eat til I get sick

Ik my bars are fire

[digital-world-rp-blog]

Honeycomb! I see those antennas.

It does not matter if im the "horn" eater..

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

Honeycomb: OW OW OW OW OW!!! STOP THAT!!

[thehorneaterguy]

how does one profit from horn consumption?

Wish i could tell ya man

My theory is that boss made a deal to like a billionare or something in exchange for zero horns. Or maybe my boss is the billionare.

Im just the employee here, and boss has the money to payyyy

[medkitdetector]

Ur evil twin did this to me.

also my keyboard is broken please help

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

what the hell man now im circular

[thehorneaterguy]

★ I'M NOT F##&€1CKING G[[[ING TO TAKE THIS. EAT @medkitdetector'S HORNS. IF THEY EVEN HAVE A[[[[[NY.

-@evil-medkitdetector

it has been sent.

[evil-medkitdetector]

Hello your non evil twin, aka my boss (trust) wanted this.

So its time for some horn eating!!

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

★

★ Willem Hendrik Anton Theodoor Victor Theodoor Hendrik Eduard (spatiebalk) Ferdinand Utrecht Cornelis Karel ? ! ! ! ! ! ! !