Gnome

Human slave and elaborate cookie dispenser for my horse. Behavioral Science nerd, overall nerd in general, I like Dungeons and Dragons, History, Meme's, and I know too much about too many things.

[cj-etc]

Nervous Quirks for your Characters

Here's a short list of nervous quirks/habits for you to give to characters in your stories! Feel free to add on with more!

Lip biting (may result in scabbed lips)

Leg bouncing

Nail biting/picking

Skin picking

Nose scrunching

Adjusting clothing

Tapping feet/hands

Rubbing hands together

Rubbing feet together

Pacing

Stuttering/stammering

Losing track of time

Forgetting what they were talking about

Laughing

Nausea

Going silent/refusing to talk

Picking at face/skin

Constantly readjusting clothes

Rambling

Itching

Sweating/feeling hot

Distracting themselves

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

#thankgodmystoryhastoomuchlipbitingitmightaswellbeabadromcomfanfic

[fuforthought]

If you know me, you know I’m a fan of “covert” fight scenes. Scenes where two people are fighting but they’re both pretending that something else is going on. This one from Dreadnaught (1981) is one of the best.

By the way, the guy that choreographed this scene, later went on to choreograph The Matrix films, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Kill Bill.

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

This is incredibly clever

[confessionsofaromancereader]

to show characters falling in love {non dialogue vers.}

{don’t be shy to use! }

{this could also be ways to realize your characters care for one another, not just romantic love, but either way, they work!} - small touches between the two that cause tingles up their spines - they share a couple of ways past friendly glances across the room - their gaze always seems to meet, even subconsciously - they just feel happy at the innocent mention of the other name - always manages to bring them up in conversation - always trying to protect their name, especially when they’re not there - when they get given nicknames - when the other is always on their mind - they see things they think the other would like/love/appreciate - seeing their relationships with other people - how they treat others - how they feel when something bad happens to the other - they feel safe with them - they’re comfortable enough to tell them stuff they don’t tell anyone - being able to ramble without feeling like they said too much - comfortable with each other’s boundaries - know the way and where the other likes to be touched - is comfortable with either family - knows each other’s fav songs/main playlist - talks about their hobbies with each other even if the other isn’t fond of them - knows when the other is uncomfortable without saying - knowing exactly what their scent is to a tee - subconsciously grabbing {gently!} them to make sure they’re still there 

- and of course, jealousy.

[rylandsgrace]

pov: you survived 2021

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

idk I think this new era of Disney systemically poaching non-white cultures to be made into Representation Movies all directed by some white guy named like Laird Bannister III is kinda fucked up and sinister

[onelonelystory]

The directors of Encanto in case anyone was wondering,

[doingthisbecauseofboredom]

It’s giving colonialism just different.

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

Colonialism but to the left?

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[ironwoman359]

OH GOSH I always forget about this post until I see it but it’s so great XD

[transmasc-wizard]

wdym "water has never smelled"? have you ever been near a river system that travels through a city? stinky.

that's not the water tho??? its the shit* IN the water

["shit" here representing any non-water things that may be in the water, including and beyond actual shit]

[neurodivergent-noodle-deactivat]

“tell me you’ve never lived in Adelaide without telling me you’ve never lived in Adelaide”...

mate, there is tap water that smells like shit!! go to South Australia!! it’s rank. well. it used to be. haven’t been back there in a while, Adelaidians can confirm or deny.

also! barely any water is completely 100% water! it all has shit in it, and that’s sometimes a good thing. 

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

It's all in knowing the difference between bad shit and good shit.

[just-shower-thoughts]

India is the only country where wild tigers, bears and lions are found together

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

Oh my.

[neurodivergent-noodle-deactivat]

anyone who thinks water is tasteless and odourless is living a completely different life to me, and you know, that’s valid. I wish I lived your life. 

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

People think it's tasteless and odorless?????

I can tell the difference between filtered water at my house and my in laws house, I can tell you each restaurant I've gone to had different tasting water. I can tell if you hand me tap water instead of filtered.

You know what I do wish I lived their life.

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

Videos explaining C-PTSD either need to stop being relatable or I need to see a specialist.

[funny-tik-toks]

[beatcroc]

That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[honeylemony]

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

TW: abuse/suicidal thoughts

4 years ago: My first relationships were rocky, full of rebounds, abuse, and shame. It took me years to recover and find myself again. I thought out my death and planned jt all at one point. I lost my friends. I was alone. New friends became strangers. Death haunted my family.

Today my friends sent me pictures of the fancy dinner they made cause they were proud of it. Another one sent me a funny picture cause she though I'd like it. My husband's mom made sure I got home OK after having dinner at their house. My husband called me to tell me he loves me and how I'm amazing and wonderful all in front of his manly man friends who do construction for a living. Tomorrow I go out to thr barn to see my horse and give my friends some scones I made for them.

It gets better. I promise, it gets better.

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

[creweemmaeec11]

Insult names to use instead of "idiot,"

None of these are actually meant to be hateful, if any of these have truely offensive meanings (such as the r word) that I was unaware of, please tell me so I can remove it! Tried to avoid cursing, but it contains some!

Jerk

Ass-hat

Dumb-dumb

Dummy

Doofus

Dork

Stupid

Moron

Fool

Nincompoop

Oaf

Ninny

Blockhead

Dunce

Imbecile

Jack-ass

Dope

Nit-wit

Numbskull

Simpleton

Twit

Birdbrain

Bonehead

Buffoon

Dullard

Half-wit

Knucklehead

Ignoramus

Dingbat

Dumbbell

Loser

Addlepate

Muttonhead

Cretin

Goon

Pea Brain

Dull Pencil

Mole Rat

Turd

[thehumansthinkimoneofthem]

For your consideration:

Plain crouton

Walnut

Warm tapwater

Glass of room temperature milk

That one hang nail that rips my finger in half

[int3rnvlfl0w]

[blvvewolf]

RIP Professor

the audacity they have to kill him off while I'm supposed to be studying for my physics exam is incomprehensible