Seven Types of Ambiguity

⠀⠀writing • events bts • melbourne, au 🌿 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "People will kill you, Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases, like: 'Be realistic!'" - Dylan Moran

[showerthoughtsofficial]

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this…” it will usually smell nice.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Anxiety is putting 1+1 in a calculator twice to make sure you didn’t fuck up the first time.

[krabby-kronicle]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Services are switching from calling them Private Messages to calling them Direct Messages because they’re not private anymore…

[commelavague-deactivated2016022]

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

[jethroq]

lamenting my anguish online

[thebluthcompany]

[suspend]

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010

[desperatehousecat]

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[movie-addicted]

[untexting]

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

[oddishtea]

Ya she needs to shut up

[gellery-deactivated20191014]

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[feldip-hills-deactivated2019022]

the force is like anxiety

[notastupidbird]

explain

[feldip-hills-deactivated2019022]

with me, always

[theblasianbarbie]

not to be fake deep or anything but as much as we like to believe that we are good people…we all have the capacity to be toxic and draining to someone else and may have actually been without realizing

[zooeydeschanel]

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

happy krimis

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

its chrisminth

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

merry criesis

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

happy chrysler