totally correct ‘the pitt’ quotes

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Mel: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Whitaker: Plane tickets? Javadi: Concert tickets? Santos: Prostitution? Mel, holding broken frames: Glasses.

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Garcia, packing Al-Hashimi and Santos’ lunches after an argument: These were NOT made with love today, just so you know.

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Samira: I’m here, I’m queer, I’m filled with existential fear.

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Santos: Your existence is confusing. Whitaker: How so? Santos: Your presence is incredibly annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Garcia: Put on some sunscreen. Santos: No, thanks, I’m not a little bitch. Garcia: You think you’re stronger than the sun? Santos:  Garcia: THE FUCKING SUN??

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Robby: Happy No Knowledge November! I simply do not want to know anymore! I’ve thought enough! I do not think, therefore I do not am.

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Garcia: Oh no. Walsh: What?! Garcia: I think I’ve developed an emotional attachment to a human being again.

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Whitaker: You know how I roll. Whitaker: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Santos: Must be hard not being able to laugh. Javadi: I do have a sense of humor, you know. Santos: I’ve never heard you laugh before. Javadi: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Garcia: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Garcia: Santos and I are dating. [Al-Hashimi, Robby, and Santos gasp] Garcia: Trinity, why are you surprised?!

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Abbot: Are you two, like, dating now? Walsh: Yeah. Samira: Yes. Abbot: Why? Walsh: Excuse me, I happen to find Samira very attractive. Abbot: Yeah, no, I get that. I’m just trying to understand what she sees in you.

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Santos: Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls per day.

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Al-Hashimi, betrayed: You tricked me! Robby: No, I merely deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Garcia: We both look beautiful tonight. Santos: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you.” Garcia: I couldn’t take that chance.

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Langdon: So, I’ve been thinking, Yoyo— Garcia: That’s dangerous.

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Whitaker: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. Santos: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this. Mel: Spiders. Javadi: Wasps. Emma: Terriers. Ogilvie: Joy.

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Santos: How does one turn their emotions off? Javadi: So, first, you go to settings. Santos: Javadi: I’m a fucking idiot… I thought you said emojis. Santos: No, no, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m in settings, what’s next?