Ambitiose Sed Ineptum

This is a blog devoted to Top Gear UK and those idiotic, blustering, precious, blundering, wondrous, ambitious, rubbish men who present it. Fair warning, I have a slight tendency to go through these spontaneous bursts of gif-making before i get distracted by a shiny object and slack off. So this blog tends to be either crazy active or crazy NOT active. but i always love to talk TG with anyone inclined to drop by the askbox. If you want to check out my main fandom blog, you can do that here. And on that bombshell...enjoy your stay! polldaddy.add( { type: 'slider', embed: 'poll', delay: 100, visit: 'single', id: 8757152 } ); (Just for curiousity's sake) Will you be tuning in for the next series of Top Gear?

[a-happy-nerd]

The whole thing became far more amusing when Richard hung upside-down from the Metro to argue with James.

[muggs8787]

The Brake is on the Right

Top Gear Magazine: June 2015

[betterthanrealthing]

You are a liar, cheater, sinister and probably you are a murderer.

Richard Hammond & Jeremy Clarkson about James May at Clarkson Hammond and May Live in Warsaw. (via betterthanrealthing)

[iveneverbeensohappy-deactivated]

So i bumped into these guys at the airport and asked them if I could take a picture because obvs my brother is a huge fan. They smiled and posed (see above) and then I was like sorry for bothering you hope your having a good holiday & Jeremy goes It wasn’t really a holiday, check us out on twitter. But I don’t have twitter and when I told him he just sort of looked at me like, whats wrong with you. 

Jeremy Clarkson is cooler than me. 

[clarksonhammondmayaddiction]

Lovely little story and lovely picture!

[permissiontosayohcock]

Another blast from the past. James can’t have the new Phantom. S02xE02

[a-happy-nerd]

May’s Britain is rather harsh and punitive.

[outofcontexttopgearquotes]

If I have a car in front of me - and Richard, you’ll identify with this - I need to be past it.“ "They’re in my way!” “It’s the most important thing ever, you are in front of me, I want to be where you are.” “Get out of my way!

[some-say-this-is-a-blog]

[clarksonhammondmayaddiction]

Posing boys!

[theindestructiblehilux]

TOP GEAR FANS, HELP!

I just got a tablet (yay!) and I'd like to continue my tradition of naming my devices after Top Gear vehicles, but I'm running out of ideas. So far, I have -The Hilux (my uber-indestructible external drive) -Oliver (the partition on said drive where I keep all my gifs and related stuffs) -Hammerhead Eagle iThrust (my phone) -Geoff (my laptop) -Dampervan (my thumb drive) -Nissank (my Chromecast) Anybody able to think of others I've missed? THANKS FRIENDS!

[hammond-the-hamster]

For people who think Top Gear UK is just another car show...

Ah… 

Hm.

Okay… 

Maybe…?

Evidently not! 

[clarksonhammondmayaddiction]

Yes I definitely only watch Top Gear for the… um.. the.. those things that go on the road…. four wheels? … CARS, yes, that’s it! Car show, yes, very much a car show!

[aurora-b]

[peteharry]

[aerynnsun]

#five episodes in. so i guess this is a thing now#…that sounded unenthusiastic.#it’s good!#it’s fast and smart and grim it’s dark and rooted and human#it’s also really fucking violent#it’s so visceral it’s so much about bodies as meat and bones and blood and pulse#getting beat up and broken and cut and bruised and dirty#charlie cox is really not what i was expecting. at all. but a Good Thing#where did all the disarming half-grin charisma come from#also the fights are actual nasty scrappy brawling there’s a longshot hallway sequence that looks like that fight from oldboy#and it’s funny#i was prepared for dreary foghorn nolan-esque grimdark and that’s in the background#but it’s not that.#there are humans being warm and weird and cheerful there are jokes#thank god#daredevil

[theindestructiblehilux]

Friend: Why are you exhausted?

Me: Well I've been existing all day

[ieuster-1-blog]

[betterthanrealthing]

[muggs8787]

[sparrowsabre7]

The single greatest clickbait ellipses in the world.