the wonder that's keeping

Julia // 25 // idk what i'm doing

[creepish]

my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

[sailorbrazil]

[micdotcom]

[kingloisoffrance]

20 years of photos show we pretty much all dress the same

For better or for worse, we all really are alike.

That’s what Dutch photographer Hans Eijkelboom found when he hopped around the world taking pictures of people’s clothing in major cities for 20 years. The resulting book, People of the Twenty-First Century, brings his work together for the amusing (or depressing, depending how you look at it) realization: 

We dress the same — and it ain’t always pretty.  

[sunstonez-deactivated20250514]

Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-

[lavendersage]

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

[marauders4evr]

So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

[lilmamabeyellin]

[phantomrose96]

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[captain-grammar]

the old guard + fine literature

[bathroomcube]

[adultwithmuscles]

did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

[bathroomcube]

no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.

[dovv]

[zoromance]

when hozier said “if i was born as a blackthorn tree, i’d want to be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies” have you EVER heard something so intensely romantic bro, like he really channeled some dying victorian poet shit there huh

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Why all his outfits slapping tho

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stimman4000]