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“A Witch’s Kitchen” If you didn’t know I was a witch, coming over for dinner would certainly be a surprise. 🦇💀🔥🌱🍵🖤 Pc: me/ @barberwitch And yes, before you ask, this is in fact my kitchen and no, I wasn’t boiling children
Fully Stocked Apothecary Kit by TheSleepingSirens
HERB WITCH APOTHECARY
I’ve been spending the last week assembling my very first herb witch starter kit!
My friend gave me this fantastic cubbyhole box and as soon as I saw it I knew what I’d be using it for.
This is my first attempt, so I don’t have everything I had my eye on yet, but it’s as complete as it’s going to be for the time being.
I have 54 herbs and resins in my kit, some that I purchased and others that I pilfered from my parents spice cabinet, or my own.
- Blessed Thistle - St. John’s Wort -Vervain
- Mugwort - White Horehound - Juniper Berries
- Lady’s Mantle - Motherwort - Damiana
- Red Clover - Calendula Petals - Gardenia Fruits
- Agrimony - Mullien Leaves - Licorice Root
- Honeysuckle - Nettle Leaf - Dandelion Leaf
- Ground Ivy - Buckwheat Herb - Jamaican Dogwood
- Lavender - Chamomile - Hibiscus
- Neem Powder - Rose Petals - Pink Himalayan Salt
- Jasmine Flowers - Linseed - Fennel
- Black Salt - Paprika - Chilli Flakes
- Safflower - Cardamon - Tumeric
-Cinnamon Sticks - Thyme - Oregano
- Rosemary - Parsley - Basil
- Mulukhiya - Chives - Nutmeg
- Ground Cumin - Ground Ginger - Cayenne Pepper
-Ground Chia - Dammar Resin - Amber Resin
- Vatican Mix - 4-Star Resin - Frankincense
You can probably tell which ones came from my kitchen and which ones I bought. I’m having a lot of fun reading up on elixirs, spells and teas you can make with these herbs as well as planning out my herb grimoire. If anyone has any tips for a baby herb witch send them my way please, I have so much to learn!
Baby witch here
Can someone explain how you burn an herb? If something calls for mugwort, how do I burn it? Do I need it to be in oil form?
Let me tell you the best damn way to burn small amounts of herbs for a ritual.
A metal tea strainer just like the one above.
Put just a pinch of herbs inside. Hold the mesh over a candle for several moments. You will be able to see the herbs begin to burn. If you just need a little smoke, they will smoke immediately and go out quickly when removed from the flame.
If you need a lot of smoke, let the herbs turn in to embers (they will not really catch fire). In this form you can carry the tea strainer all around a room to smoke it out, or place it on a fire-safe surface such as a baking dish or pan so it can smolder safely.
Really only use a small amount of dried herbs!
When experimenting with burning herbs, I advise you to open a window. Rooms can get smokey really quickly and it isn’t mystical, it’s uncomfortable. Also try not to set off any smoke alarms.
No one would even notice. No one would even care.
Honestly, I’m just fucking lonely
Not in the romanticized “when will i meet the one” type of way.
It’s in the way that i have almost no interaction with other people. No one texts me. No snapchats. No one is in my life quite literally…
I’m aware that it is pathetic. I’m aware that the first thought that comes to mind is that obviously something is wrong with ME. That is not the case. I can completely honestly say that.
I’ve been in some weird, some uncomfortable, some unsafe, some unfortunate situations…
Service Dog Behavior
I’d like to talk a little bit about service dog behavior. Many of you have probably read my Fake Service Dogs post that I wrote last year. It currently has over 100,000 notes; many of which agreeing with my standpoint, some trying to argue otherwise, and a few who say something to the effect of “Not all service dogs will behave as well as yours. But it doesn’t mean they are fakes.” While that may be true, I found these comments in particular highly alarming.
It is our duty as service dog handlers to maintain the high reputation that legitimate service dog teams carry. This means our dogs are trained to the highest of standards. While the ADA only requires that a service dog be task trained and non-disruptive in public, that is the minimum. At an absolute MINIMUM, your dog must be able to stay within a relatively close distance to you, not potty indoors, not knock over merchandise, not jump on or sniff other people, and not show any signs of aggression towards people or other animals. I know a few of you are probably thinking, “My dog does all this. Now get off my case.” But again, that is the minimum training a dog must receive. And honestly, I’d be embarrassed to work a dog like that.
In reality, ALL service dogs (no matter the breed of dog or the tasks they perform) should be able to do the following before going into non-pet friendly places…
A service dog should remain within one foot of it’s handler at all times unless performing a task directly related to the handler’s disability. This helps prevent the dog from getting in the way of others or causing more of a traffic jam than a dog in public already causes. Nothing looks worse than a dog who is lagging behind its handler, forging ahead, or sloppily heeling two feet out from his handler’s left side. It’s unprofessional.
A service dog should be able to walk loosely on a leash, unless performing a trained momentum pull or guide task. NEVER should a service dog look like it’s pulling its handler. Even if you are using a traffic lead to keep him close, your dog should know how to heel… period! Some of you might be laughing or calling a team like this an obvious fake, but I’ve seen legitimate service dogs pulling at their leashes all too often.
A service dog should be able to completely ignore distractions. It’s not enough that a service dog doesn’t lunge towards or bark at people/dogs who pass by. Expressing anything more than a casual interest in something, or slightly flinching when surprised, is really not okay. If another dog walks by, a service dog might cock his head in the dog’s direction, but he should immediately (without correction) be able to refocus back to his handler within a second. Same thing with noisy kids, drive by petters, dropped food, etc. If your dog cannot learn to ignore distractions, he is not cut out for being a service dog. I’ve seen many responsible handlers wash out dogs who were too high strung, rowdy, fearful, or otherwise too distracting to be in a public setting. It sucks, but it’s part of being a service dog handler… nobody said it was going to be easy.
A service dog should be able to hold a long down stay in public settings. (I’d like to add that service dogs should be able to tuck underneath a table or chair while doing so, but I know some giant breeds are incapable of this. In which case, they should be able to hold their down stay besides a table or in between two chairs until asked to get up.) Call me nosy or judgmental, but it can be so annoying looking over at a service dog team where the handler keeps having to remind his/her dog to lay down every 5 minutes. It is distracting, sloppy, and unprofessional. Holding a down stay is such an important piece of public access training! Side note: a service dog should NOT be begging for food or receiving food either. Ideally, a service dog should be able to curl up under a table and go to sleep (or remain still/quiet) for however long the handler remains seated unless the dog needs to get up and perform a task.
A service dog should be able to respond quickly and eagerly to their handler’s commands no matter the situation. I’ve trained some very stubborn dogs before, but if a handler has to throw out rapid-fire commands (“Sit. Sit! Fido SIT! NO! Come on… SIT! SITTT!!!”) in order for the dog to respond to their commands, then the dog is not ready for public access. Walking around constantly throwing out words to remind your dog what he should be doing looks sloppy.
Finally, a service dog team should give an overall look of dignity and professionalism. Dogs should be clean and well kept. Nails should be trimmed, coat should be clean and shiny, they shouldn’t smell, and shouldn’t be shedding all over the place because they haven’t been brushed recently. By owning a service dog, you are representing not only yourselves as a team, but the entire service dog community.
Think about it, seeing a service dog team is not a common thing for the general public. Thus, it is important we and our canine partners give excellent first impressions.
Remember to Keep Up With Your Training Logs!
Hey guys! I wanted to give a quick reminder of how important training logs are if you are owner-training a service dog. If you got your dog from a professional training program, the program will have in-depth records of your dog’s training (and usually some form of “certification” on top of that). If you owner trained your dog, it’s extremely important that you have these logs as well! If an issue ever arrises with your service dog, they will serve as one of your only proofs of training.
While proof of training cannot be used as terms for entering a public establishment, they can be used as terms for receiving service dog related benefits (such as free county or state dog registration, discounts from certain companies, etc). They will also serve a very important purpose if you ever wind up in court due to your dog.
Even if your dog is already half-way through his training and you didn’t log anything previously, you can still start now! Here’s a sample log to fill out each week.
Sample Service Dog Training Log
Owner Trainer’s Name: [jamie doe] Dog’s Name: [kennel’s my shining star “jack”] Breed: [golden retriever] Gender: [male] Age: [2 years, 4 months; your best guess if you have a shelter dog]
Week of: [19-25 Nov 2017] Hours:[8.5] ([6] On Site) + ([2.5] Outings)
Health: [bath & nails trimmed in tuestday, heartworm preventative given on saturday, brushed daily, and vet appointment scheduled for next week. diet remained the same. no health concerns.] Problems: [barked in the hospital room when a nurse knocked on the door] Outings: [.5 hrs spent in walmart with permission on tuesday, 1 hr spent at the hospital with permission accompanied by (trainer name) on thursday, and 1 hr spent in intermediate obedience training class with (trainer name) at (training facility) on friday.] Socialization: [dog was exposed in a positve mannor to tile floors, grass, gravel, men with beards, children, other dogs, stairs, elivators, rubbinc alcohol, etc. use the blow socialization shart to give you ideas. he was nervous around metal slat stairs, people with hats, revolving doors, and escalators.] Obedience: [practiced CGC behaviors at home and in the local park under moderate distractions. broke long distance down stay when a child ran up to say hi. his heeling was slightly distracted.] Service Dog Tasks: [practiced brace indoors and on park benches around the community. still needs work in holding his stand stay for londer durations. practiced panic attack alert at home, and he alerted in public for the first time on tuesday in walmart.] Manners: [worked on impulse control around food and open doors. still needs work in not jumpin up on guests when they enter the home. still likes to dart out the door if left open.]
Comments: [enrolled in a novice trick dog class, cgc test scheduled for next saturday, and purchased a new “in training” vest for jack from indistrial puppy.]
Keep these logs in a binder along with certificates of your dog passing the CGC exams, public access test, etc. It’s also a good diea to have vieos of your dog on hand (video of the public access test, and videos of him tasking).
I hope this helps ❤ ~ Lex (& Faith…. & Defiance)
Flying With a Service Dog
This is based off my personal experience flying with a service dog:
I have noticed that one thing that is very nerve wracking for many service dog handlers is flying with their service dog for the first time. Not knowing what to expect in a situation that is hard to train for specifically can make a person very anxious. I wanted to write a guide based on my own experience so that people had a comprehensive thing to look at!
Airlines that people have good experiences with:
Southwest
Southwest is by far the most accommodating. I flew with them. Once notified of my dog, they gave me the seat next to me for free so she could have more room. They printed out a “reserved” sign that I could sit on the seat so that no one could sit there and the flight attendants knew what was going on. They did this for free.
Southwest has free seating. As a disabled person, you get preferred seating so you will be able to board first and get bulkhead if you want it.
Frontier
American
Important things your dog should know:
A stellar settle.
Sit stays.
Follow directions off leash (if you don’t use a metal free lead and want to have your dog go through the metal detector.)
Handle very busy areas.
Handle VERY loud noises.
A good heel
Potty on artificial grass
Potty on command
A very tight tuck
Being okay with strangers touching them.
Staying even when you walk away
Before the flight:
Tell the airline that you have a service dog. It will make your flight a lot easier if people are alerted to this ahead of time.
Ask if you can have bulk head seating. These are the seats at the front of the plane that have much more foot room than any other seat. Most airlines will give you the seating for free.
Choose your seat (if you can). I find that sitting by the window is the best place so that your dog doesn’t spill out into the aisle. If you’re flying Southwest, there is open seating. And because you get preferred seating, you can choose whichever one when you get on the plane.
Do you need mobility assistance? Did you know there are people at the airport whose sole job is to push people to their destinations in wheelchairs? If you call ahead of time, you can have someone waiting for you at the check in desk to help you!
Try to limit your dog’s food and water intake. Your dog can go the day without food and with limited water. I promise they can handle it. It will help with the going to the bathroom situation. You won’t have to worry about it as much.
What to pack:
Are you checking a bag or carrying on? Either is fine! Most airlines will give you a free carry on bag as well as personal item. So for example a backpack and a purse. They will charge you for more. If you need a bag separately for your dog’s things, you need to know this: YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY FOR BAGS CARRYING MEDICAL EQUIPMENT. And guess what! Your dog’s supplies are part of your medical equipment! So if you need to check a bag for your dog or bring an extra carry on, you do not need to pay!
Things to pack for your dog:
Small first aid kit
Water bottle (empty – you can fill it on the other side of security)
Extra collar
Extra leash
Extra vest
Treats
2-3 days worth of dog food
Poop bags
Portable bowls
A mat/blanket for your dog
Anything in your carry on that is liquid needs to be in a 3 oz or smaller container and ALSO fit into a quartz sized plastic bag.
When you get to the airport
If you haven’t already printed out your boarding passes at home, you need to do that first. There are kiosks that you can do this without talking to a person, but I highly suggest going up to the desk to do your check in if you can. You’ll be able to remind them about your dog and confirm things like bulkhead seating or assistance.
Once you have your boarding pass and any bags that you’re checking taken care of, make your way towards security. DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK QUESTIONS. Find someone who works there – they’re usually wearing blue, or a white shirt with black pants. Airports are big and confusing. Flying with a dog for the first time is scary enough. It can be exacerbated by not having flown alone before.
Security
There are a few ways to go about this so I will outline all I can think of!
You do not need to remove your dog’s gear, even if there is metal on it. Put everything that you need onto the belt and then go to the metal detector. Put your dog into a sit/stay and walk through when they direct you to. Once you get through, call your dog through after you. The metal detector WILL beep. This is where your dog being okay with strangers touching them is important – your dog will get a quick pat down. That’s it! They may test your hands and your dog’s vest for explosives or chemicals with these little paper pad things, but it isn’t too complicated.
A lot of people use metal free gear when going to the air port to make things easier. you would follow the same steps as above but your dog wouldn’t need to be patted down.
You can also remove your dog’s gear entirely and put it through the belt with all your other belongings. Your dog needs to be good at a sit stay and you need to be able to handle them without gear, but otherwise pretty simple!
Grab your stuff afterwards and you’re done!
At the gate
There is usually a desk at or near every gate. Regardless of if you reminded them at the check in, go up to the desk and introduce yourself and remind them again of your dog. There may be something else they can do to accommodate you. That, and I find that people are more willing to help you later if they are aware of you.
Wait until your flight!
On the plane
Get to your seat and put down any blankets or mats you brought your dog, if any. Have your dog get into a settle/tuck and then sit down.
I have treats ready because I hadn’t flown with my dog before and I was unsure of how she’d handle it. She got nervous during take off and landing so having the treats available is helpful.
That’s it! It’s not as scary as it seems and I’m sure afterwards, you’ll find yourself wondering why you were worried in the first place. I hope that this guide helps the anxiety in the meantime!
A list of things that aren’t mentioned by people (in general, not all) when describing what being chronically ill or disabled entails:
Having to change your diet so much and not being able to eat certain things that you sometimes go days without having a proper meal because you can’t eat more than a yoghurt cup
Having shorten names for things around the house because of how much you need them to help (I have a bucket named “Bucky” ((yes after Bucky Barnes)) for when I need to throw up but I can’t get out of bed)
Dealing with people asking if “you’re better?” when you have a good day
Developing depression (or having depression worsen) due to the frustration and pain and lack of info from doctors
Struggling to stay on top of your work, whether it’s at school or a business
Having a script you type every time you need to tell your teachers/employer that you can’t come in due to severe symptoms
Knowing people at your doctors office or local pharmacy because of how often you need new medication
Having an underlying fear of developing an opioid addiction/other types of medicine addiction because of how much pain you’re in and needing the pain relief
Coming home and collapsing due to exhaustion because doing basic day to day activities feel like running the Boston Marathon
Not being able to do the things you love because you physically can’t anymore
Having needles being in your arm because of how many blood tests you get becomes second nature
Telling people “it’s ok” when you’re in pain because there’s nothing you can do about it anymore
Feel free to add on
Watching people do things and knowing you’ll probably never be able to do that again. Dance wildly, jump and sprint and run and play with the kids.
“I know youre in a lot of pain but-”
If you knew how much pain im in there would be no but to that
Shoutout to everyone who lost their youth to physical disability/chronic illness. Who never got to be a normal child or teenager, who feel like they’ve lost something precious. It’s a tough thing to come to terms with, unfortunately it’s something we have to accept and move on from in adulthood.
The scariest thing about getting worse with a chronic illness is you never know if it’s just a flare that you’ll get over in a few weeks/months or if it’s your new normal.
This video was recently sent to me by a close friend of mine. It was sent to her on snapchat by a friend exploring an abandoned hospital in South Carolina, where she captured something strange occurring in a fourth floor window. I was super excited that this was caught on camera and got permission to share the footage here. You can check out the rest of Mikhail’s video of the South Carolina State Hospital and other urban exploration videos on her channel here.
Thanks to those who identified the artist, Steven Rhodes.
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