Life of Crime

Poor teen with expensive taste. Don't dismay, it's all roleplay (; 100% mobile, I hate me too.

[theinstantstar-blog]

I was browsing Reddit for some info and came across an article about the Tumblr l1ft community (whaddup), basically at the end of the article they had a graph showing the median income of l1ft3rs based on doxxed zip codes. I live in an extremely wealthy area and we are easily the poorest family in a 10 mile radius. We rent. We pretend to be one of them. L1ft1ng has given me clothes and makeup to make me fit in during school. I don't have to feel like I'm leaching off of my rich friends. Idk why I'm typing this all out, I'm just infuriated that "vigilantes" think that they're really doing a big favor to society by trying to get us busted when they don't have real facts and they just want to feel good about themselves. Again, if L.P. did their jobs and big corperations w erent do fuckin easy, I wouldn't be wearing Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger in a town where I'm expected to right now.

[liftmeariver]

i’m obsessed w candy i’m like a child but i just felt like lifting shit since nobody was gonna be home but i had no gas so .. made a short trip n chill i don’t eat all these damn jolly ranchers in 3 days i only like blue and watermelon really but i’ve got a sis to share w/. the store also caught on with the lashes suddenly disappearing so quick n started soft tagging them ALL n i had a lil trouble w one of them as u can tell but these shits are pretty noisy in a quiet store. OH AND SHIT I GOT A LIL PSYCHED OUT WHEN I CAME UP TO THE COUNTER TO COMPENSATE FOR ALL THIS SHIT BUT I WAS REALLY THIRSTY N MIGHT AS WELL BUY A FEW DRINKS FOR $3 SO WHEN I WALKED UP THE CASHIER LADY GAVE HER CO WORKER AN ANNOYING LOOK U GIVE UR BEST FRIEND WHEN SOMEONE U BOTH HATE JUST BREATHES RIGHT AND I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THINKING “this is the shoplifter” LIKE Dmn daMN DAMN WHAT BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY THE CUSTOMER BEFORE ME WHO LEFT HER WALLET IN HER CAR AND THE COWORKER COMPLAINED TO ME ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE DID THE SAME THING TODAY AND THAT JUST OK YES BLESS THEY WERENT ONTO ME BUT I HAVENT BEEN IN THE STORE IN A MONTH OR TWO ANYWAY

C\/$ ghir@rde//i - $5.59 minis - $4.99 other ones - $3.79 lollies - $3.89 j0lly ranchers - $4.99 lashes x3 - $14.97 tape - $3.19 y0rk minis - $4.99

total: $46.40

[fakeeelift]

So I saw this in the dressing rooms of my new favorite store to lift from 😂 They know

[annahlmn]

[thiefju]

Just Liftblr Things

When you do the steal

[novicelifter-blog]

When you do the conceal

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

Later at home, when you do the reveal.

[thatliftinggirl-deactivated2018]

When you got one hell of a deal

[bellygangstaboo]

A white kid in America illegally selling lemonade VS black kids in America illegally selling water. Who can spot the difference ?

[u-lift-me-upx]

“If it fits in the bag, I takes off the tag”

A lifting mantra (via u-lift-me-upx)

[desireacquirerepeat-blog]

“A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta.

Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81.

When her daughter got home and opened the bottle, which was sealed, it was filled with pasta.

“She thought it was a joke,” she recalled.

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.”

Which of y'all motherfuckers was this? 😂

[heavenlylifter]

LMAOOOO😅😂😂

[bluewarmestcolor-blog]

imagine meeting ur future gf/bf while you’re both concealing and it’s love at first sight :,)

[jabberspawn]

it means you both need to get better at concealing

[bluewarmestcolor-blog]

Dead 💀

[liftybae]

Mood atm

[tinicatlifts-blog]

Confession: I still haven’t seen this movie. It’s not on Netflix……

[liftybae]

putlockerr.me/tt2132285-watch-The-Bling-Ring-online-putlocker.html

For all my lifting babes

[tinicatlifts-blog]

OMG THANKS SO MUCH I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TOMORROW

[elohttub]

[8nq-deactivated20161103]

[awesome-picz]

Giant Flower Sculptures Honour Van Gogh At World’s Largest Flower Parade In The Netherlands

[mymodernmet]

Playful Seniors Wear Organic Materials to Personify Nature

[judeoceltische]

I have blogged this about four times now. I don’t know why it’s so compelling.

[fuckyeahgreatplays]

It all feels very…Lear.

[lifting-nihilist-blog]

When I’m lifting and an lp starts following me I get all offended like “wtf I’m a innocent 17 yr old girl get off my back I’m not stealing shit” even though I am lifting??

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

When dressing room attendents count my items: “How DARE you treat me like the common theif I am!”

[heavenlylifter]

omg same I always get righteously offended and later think “wait…”

[paradise-panda-person]

Wide eyed innocent church girl is my fav disguise. The outfit ain’t cute but on the very odd chance you get sussed it’s so easy to act offended and upset at such a ridiculous accusation!!

[centronorth]

[lifting-daisy-blog]

when your friends start talking about how they handle shoplifting at their workplaces