libations-of-honey-and-milk replied to your post “idk bout you guys but the Christmas Pickle debate is really heating up…”
What. What is the Christmas pickle debate?
The Christmas pickle is [beer garden proprietor during tourist season voice] An Old World German Tradition that no one in Germany has ever heard of, wherein you hang a glass pickle ornament on ye olde tannenbaum and the first child who finds it gets an extra present. When you buy your glass pickle ornament at Walmart it comes with a little card explaining the Legend of the Pickle, but the story appears nowhere in literature before 1880-ish, which happens to coincide with the approximate year when Woolworth’s began selling glass pickle ornaments at Christmastime. A possibly relevant historical note (though who am I to say?) is that Woolworth’s operated out of Pennsylvania, which had and still has the largest population of German-descended people of any U.S. state.
As far as a debate exists, it’s carried on every December between people saying “that’s fake” versus “well my mother-in-law is from Germany and she does this so Woolworth’s me that, atheists,” but I’ll leave it to you to #pickyourside.
Personally, I’m quite fond of the commercial opportunism hypothesis, and hang my pickle in pride of place every year in honor of my Flimflam-American ancestors.










