ITS JUST JAKE

Jake Puckerman What's up? The names Jake. I'm 19 years old and working at Disneyland, so don't freaking bother me if you see me. And if you're family don't ask for free passes it's annoying. Anyway went to Julliard for a year and now I'm here. It's pretty cool and I'm not complaining. Got a question? Then leave it in the askbox. I'll answer it as long as it's not dumb.

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I hope you got your gravity shoes back on.

Did you take your mom around the park?

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It’s an expression. 

Yeah, when I wasn’t working. She loved it.

[heathermu]

It must be nice to see your mom again though, right?

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Course. My ma is awesome. This was the only time she could get off work and afford to get down here. 

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Dude, how come you didn’t say anything?

Where’s your mom from, anyway?

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Because she sort of surprised me. You’re not going to be weirdly protective and watch my every move right because I might have to hit you.

What do you mean? Lima, still lives in the same house since I was born. 

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Yeah, I know I feel off the face of the earth for a minute. Kinda what happens when my Ma comes into town.

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“Careful, you’ll make the kiddies think this is a fun place and we wouldn’t want that.”

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This place is called the Happiest Place on Earth right? They should be having fun anyway. You gotta admit it would be more fun getting around on that then walking. 

[anywayyhereswonderwall-deactiva]

And then the first time you run over a kid’s toes, you’re outta here. I sure as hell wouldn’t mind the entertainment, but I can venture as to why the company would frown upon it.

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I’m way more skilled on a scooter than that. I wouldn’t run over any kids toes. But I guess I’ll follow the rules and not do it. 

[eeeneymeaniemina]

Then I’ll find a way to track you down and play it for you until you love it too, duh. You’re welcome.

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And I’ll just run away. I’m ten times faster than you. 

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I talk quite a bit, I understand it bothers some people, though I can’t exactly change who I am because it bothers them. Never! I’ve always talked this much and I’ve never lost my voice. The horror, losing my voice would literally be the worst day of my life.

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Hey, I’m just telling you the story I heard about a little girl she talked so much that she lost her tongue because it got numb and fell out. True story. 

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Sup, nerds.

Puck’s in the house. Did I just read something about a party? Without me?

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I’m no nerd. If anyone’s the nerd here it’s you. 

Yup, we’re partying it up without you. Sorry, dude.

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I’m not surprised, others are thrown off by my need to talk so much. It doesn’t bother me, though I’d encourage to read it over. It was formal introduction. 

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Oh, but do you ever stop talking? I really think every once and a while you should take a break, I mean you wouldn’t want to lose your voice. I think I’ll pass on the whole reading it. 

[eeeneymeaniemina]

It’s AMAZING! And best believe you’re probably going to hear it again next time you’re near me, so you probably should cancel those plans. You have cute ears, don’t ruin them.

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If you’re playing that song then I just might not show up. Uhh...thanks?

[marchandersons-blog]

Hello my fellow Cast Members! I’ll start this off by introducing myself. My name is Rachel Barbra Berry, and yes including my middle name was necessary. You see, my fathers - I have two gay dads! - wanted to raise a star, and by so they named me after the one and only Barbra Streisand. Who is my idol, one of my dream roles on Broadway is to play Fanny Brice in Funny Girl. Which is one of the many roles she is known for. Before this wonderful opportunity, I attending New York Academy of the Dramatic Arts, or NYADA for short. I’m majoring in Musical Theatre and I promise you all you’ll see me on Broadway one day. I will stop at nothing until my name is in lights. I’m sure you’re asking why would I apply for this program if I’m so determined to get to where I’ve been training for my whole life. It’s not surprise to all of you that Disney is a well known company, therefore I plan to work hard and spread magic into the hearts of guests everyday. I’m sure this will only open doors for me in the future. I can’t wait to meet and get to know all of you!

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I gotta be honest and say I barely read that. Sorry.

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True, it’s far too much away. It makes me almost sad, but time moves super fast when you love your job, so I’m looking forward to it. 

Hm, well, at least it’s still a really nice time of the year, right?

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Are you going to wear a Santa hat all through December? You seem like that kinda dude. 

Yeah it’s a cool time of year. And besides while you guys get one day of presents I get seven so I totally win.

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You know getting around would be ten times fast if I could use my scooter. If I just stuffed it in my bag I could totally use it right?

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I know it’s only September and they start vaguely putting up their Christmas decorations sometime soon, but am I really the only person excited for that to happen? Disneyland is such a magical place in the Winter months and I genuinely cannot wait to have it snow on Mainstreet and have all the little kids point up at the sky in wonderful confusion.

Best thing ever.

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Most likely yes. Christmas is like 3 months away. Totally ruins everything in my opinion. But I’m Jewish so I have no say on Christmas. 

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I may have had two Dole Whips today. Seriously, I think I lose all self-control when faced with them, they’re just pure delicious magic.

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Two? I’ve had like six. 

[eeeneymeaniemina]

Okay has anyone heard any of that dance remix to the Little Einsteins theme? It’s SO SO dumb, and I’m so so addicted to playing it as much as possible!

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That song is annoying. And I plan on jabbing my ears out if I hear it again. I still can’t believe that’s a thing.