The Jank Engine

janky brews, incoherent yelling, and salt.

[thejankengine]

Mila Jovovich will return in another game adapation noone asked for

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fallout fans

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you can change your mindset in a positive way whenever you want forever

[thejankengine]

Thing 3 fan, exhausted;

-been with thing as long as they can remember

-Thing is thing; fans keep being weird

-fan art, hentai ect yep

-watching everyone lose their minds because "true fan"

-adjacent fic writers "get it"

-pisses everyone off

-makes prometheus and predators

-monsterfuckers rejoice

[thejankengine]

Hello, my lovely villains

So, ill be dropping a lot of just.. nonsense here in this next week.

I also have three special projects for things i have never done!

I mean theyre all gonna be terrible (see jank supreme) of course, but spoilers: its not Brawl, or pioneer, or whatever arena bs is going on.

I got yelled at because i have a really rare (dark energy) pokemon card as my black mana bank. Its double sleeved calm down.

Oh, aside from the 3 im working on i have some other projects i've been meaning to post but i moved so.. surprise! Lol

[thejankengine]

heck

I should actually sit still long enough to focus and post all the nonsense i have been brewing

I thought i posted them.. my bad.

GUESS WHAT

RING-A-DING!!!!!

Ima be shitposting a LOT of my nonsense in the next couple days.

Are my brews good? Probably not. But theyre at least funny.

But thats why ya'll follow me right?

I yell and whatever and then after some time a beautiful jank deck gets yote into your arms.

😘 love you my people

[thejankengine]

My fellow villains, lovelies, enbys, goblins ect!

YOU!

I've gotten my nonsense with discord sorted, so i am live to chat since tumblr chat is.. well tumblr chat.

I'll still take asks/challenges here obvs, but discord will be the best way to reach out to me and talk about stuff. Idc what it is honestly! I just want to extend a hand to all of you lovely people that tolerate me and my shenanigans 🖤

The_Jank_Engine on discord 🥰

[thejankengine]

Ring-a-ding!

We're back with NONSENSE courtesy of our fellow villain @leovold-the-evil-emissary !

I guess this technically counts as a Red Shenanigans deck, but first and foremost it is a challenge deck. Dealer's choice commander (i love it) and no budget (aight bet!) The caveat is to be as annoying as possible and try to win through Memory jar.

Check out the list below and let me know what ya'll think! 🖤

MTG Deck: Challenge deck: i forgot memory jar was like that

How many times can you activate memory jar until your opponents hate you? Idk le...

[thejankengine]

Ring-a-ding!

So i got challenged to make TWO $50 "budget" decks for my friend and his wife.

They want elves and gobbos, and the stipulation is both decks need to be at or under and basics will not be a part of the price (he hates white border)

Creatures in either deck can only be elf or gobbo. Nothing in the deck can make creatures that cannot be of the chosen type.

Also changelings are not available.

Technically this is Red Shenanigans

Lol

[thejankengine]

So i didnt post these lists and you wont find them on my tappedout because they are bare bones learner decks, BUT i have some goodies to share! Ya boi has been TINKERIN!

[cardboard-crack]

[thejankengine]

I am sorry

It has been a wild year, and generally i should have had at least 15 nonsense decks made.

I focused more on my family rather than blogging or giving myself to breathe. Its been a lot.

With all that said and done, i will be churning out more *red shenanigans* as well as the two budget lists and a Cabbage merchant and a spicy trash panda vehicle deck.

Please forgive me. I am back and its finna get weird ya'll.

Shoot me an idea and watch me run with it.

Legend+idea+budget, and ill figure it out. I am still thejankengine babes 😘🖤

[leovold-the-evil-emissary]

The legend: Dealer’s choice, the secret commander is Memory Jar

Here’s the idea: kill people with memory jar without using draw punishers (like Nekuzar) or draw payoffs (like psychosis crawler)

Budget: unlimited

Extra challenge mode: no gamechangers

[thejankengine]

Oooh, ill on that as soon as possible. I have an idea of ~how~ i want to build this, i just need to figure out colors and mana-balancing. Should be fun!

[thejankengine]

I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY SO MUCH YA'LL

[thejankengine]

I am sorry

It has been a wild year, and generally i should have had at least 15 nonsense decks made.

I focused more on my family rather than blogging or giving myself to breathe. Its been a lot.

With all that said and done, i will be churning out more *red shenanigans* as well as the two budget lists and a Cabbage merchant and a spicy trash panda vehicle deck.

Please forgive me. I am back and its finna get weird ya'll.

Shoot me an idea and watch me run with it.

Legend+idea+budget, and ill figure it out. I am still thejankengine babes 😘🖤

[thejankengine]

Ring-a-ding!

So i got challenged to make TWO $50 "budget" decks for my friend and his wife.

They want elves and gobbos, and the stipulation is both decks need to be at or under and basics will not be a part of the price (he hates white border)

Creatures in either deck can only be elf or gobbo. Nothing in the deck can make creatures that cannot be of the chosen type.

Also changelings are not available.

Technically this is Red Shenanigans

Lol

[thejankengine]

Hello hello! I am so sorry i have been away everyone 🥺.

I am a father and thats where all of my focus has been for a while.

I did not forget you my friends and villains

I'm still working on Red Shenanigans! I have a fun one (for me) in the works at the moment. I'm working on getting back to putting out jank/cheap decks. I think i have a backlog of at least 5ish right now?

Also

Ya'll just let me go and didnt tell me i could crew vehicles with raccoons?

[thejankengine]

My beautiful villains, i am thinking about a discord server. So you all can message me directly and we can workshop in real time.

😘 i love you all very much

[thejankengine]

Ring-a-ding!

Hello my lovely villains, may I present you:

MTG Deck: Red Shenanigans: Synthwave Vegan

Another glorious red deck! I know I know. Superfriends is super played out (poin...

My first EVER super-friends (adjacent) deck.

And yes, this counts as a Red Shenanigans deck because: 1) it has red and 2) there are shenanigans.

The ethos of my Red Shenanigans series is to do weird things and have fun. Sure you can make mind-meltingly complex decks (points at the now dismantled Cromat mutate) or be annoying with combo decks; but Red Shenanigans is basically "hold my beer and watch this"

Also, Synthwave Vegan is such a wombo-combo of a name that just screamed "Mardu Planeswalkers" to me.

[thejankengine]

Ring-a-ding!!

I have some ridiculous decks inbound!

Im sorry that I have been dark for a bit yet again.. I have had to overhaul my life because I am now working graveyard shifts and coming to terms with being single again.

I am continuing the Red shenanigans series! At least for like the next three builds (or beyond that. Don't @me Wololoes, I see you)

I have a super spicy build in the works which may or may not reflect how I feel. Expect aggro Jank in the near future.

Stay tuned for some wild things my lovely villains. 😘

Also! Happy pride month! 💜😘

[thejankengine]

MTG Deck: Commander Challenge: Bandit

$100 budget Cyclonus meme shenanigans for a very patient follower of mine

A jank special for @i-am-the-one-who-wololoes

This took quite a bit, because I had personal nonsense going on. But! This deck is ridiculous.

Enjoy, my villains 💜