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Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones?

-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss

-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe

-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job

-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time

-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting

-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill

-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit

Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.

shitstarbuckscustomerssay

Customer: excuse me, but it’s not what I ordered. me: Really? I’m so sorry. What was it *read the name on the cup*? Customer: That’s not my name either. me, in my head: Maybe because it’s not your drink, you moron!! The only thing you have to do is to remember whatever name you gave at the cash register!! Kindergarten level, you jerk! Is it too difficult for your little brain?? me: I think it’s someone else’s drink, sir, yours is on its way.