Womp womp.

Nah I'd win

[thejermbo]

how about I kill you how about that

[thejermbo]

Can I pet you??

twenty bucks is five minutes

[thejermbo]

Why are you jermb

because I jer then I mbo

[thejermbo]

Jimbob

jermpop

[thejermbo]

How do the jermpops relate to the broken mcdonalds ice cream machine (and how much uranium is in them)

the mcdonalds empire was dissolved in 1846 and there is a healthy dosage of uranium in jermpops

[dusk-the-fallen]

Tierlist based on if I could beat them in a fight

[thejermbo]

you are not winning against me bro I will fold you like laundry

[dusk-the-fallen]

Silence broski you are merely a cat

[thejermbo]

i will bend you like a goddamn straw and suck your blood out until you look like the old worm from spongebob

[thejermbo]

i hgave your son

i have no son

[asmaroth]

his name is peanis and he was born three seconds ago

[thejermbo]

how

[asmaroth]

he hatched

[thejermbo]

what the fuckkkkkkk

[thejermbo]

i hgave your son

i have no son

[asmaroth]

his name is peanis and he was born three seconds ago

[thejermbo]

how

[thejermbo]

i hgave your son

i have no son

[thejermbo]

⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⍀⟒... ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⏃ ☊⏃⏁. ⍙⊑⊬ ⎅⍜ ⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍ ⌇⍜ ⍙⟒⟟⍀⎅? ⍙⊑⊬ ⎅⍜ ⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍ ⏃⏁ ⏃⌰⌰?

(You are... Just a cat. Why do you speak so weird? Why do you speak at all?)

Because I'm not what you think I am.

[thejermbo]

can i have my wrapper back please

no fuck off

[thejermbo]

[thejermbo]

hello jermbo....

hi I'm back everybody

[regretevator-bracket]

ROUND ONE

Jermbo vs Lampert

Jermbo

Lampert

Voting ended onMay 5, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

JERMBO:

just look at him

FRE LIMITED EDISHN BLUBERI OR STRABERI FLAVRD JERMPOPS FOR EVRY1 WHU VOTES JERMBO. meow

LAMPERT:

He can be anything. He’s a silly object. A flawed germaphobe. A funny lamp to annoy. He’s got it all, the awkward charm, the multifaceted backstory, and a fun concept it’s all based off of. VOTE LAMPERT PLEASE PLEASE

[thejermbo]

this is BULLshit

[dusk-the-fallen]

Tierlist based on if I could beat them in a fight

[thejermbo]

you are not winning against me bro I will fold you like laundry

[thejermbo]

wait a minute I don't have a momma

[thejermbo]

smots gaming

what is that