Yeah Im Dead

don't mean shit tho

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[7dmom]

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[37/?] ⤷ 2.21 — “The Calusari”

[memorycycle]

the dissonance of wanting to create superintelligent beings but also wanting to control them and use them as tools makes me sick. so youre saying you want somethimg that has a mind and can conceptualize other minds and and and and the point is to sell it? and make it do what you want?

[memorycycle]

heres something that isnt marketable,

a unique being, with its own mind, which must be raised, fed, has the right to play, to be given eye contact, to be given empathy, to participate in groups (sports, theater, classrooms), to meet strangers, and eventually explore the full range of what the world offers

lots of people talking about "AI alignment" and asking "how do we prevent AI from turning against us" when the real fucking questions are effectively:

how should we raise our children?

how should society treat its most vulnurable members?

how do we design these systems we live inside in such a way that avoids rewarding a lack of empathy? im looking at you american corporations

[longseasons]

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

[theehorsepusssy]

[shazamcomics]

[kristina100000]

new york to miami no bras no panties

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[angelicguy]

my tulpa is a wisecracking jewish man that looks like this who, in-between complaining about the contents of my fridge and making fun of my clothes, convinces me my immediate family is full of murderers

[angelicguy]

“what the heck are ya wearing? you look like some kinda fruity poet! also your mothers trying to poison you”

[poisonflowerlizard]

“Aye you’re outta milk, an this ham you got ain’t-” “Well hello there Ace Ventura. Ya think the dogs are gonna enjoy tearing through that vest when ya dad drops your body off in an ally?“

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[cheddar-baby]

OOPS! You bought dog lettuce!

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[2colde]

i want to watch every single movie