not safe for waldo

also nsfw

[thejonsfwymyster]

tbh it might suck itself lets see

[text-mode]

Sexting in a Swedish mainstream music video from 2001. Patrik Isaksson - Ruta 1.

h/t: Moa Lundqvist

[twinsfawn]

[joylessmarxist]

I was going to make an american football meme in imovie and it ended up just adding like a bunch of other stuff from my camera roll so i edited it down to this. i was really high when i made it please dont judge

[goddammitdion]

ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡ Sunpai always believes in you~!  no matter how much of a fuck up you are ~ ♡

[unclefather]

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

[the-gayest-dovah]

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

[tiktokarchive]

Woman: Hey honey.

Girlfriend: Oh, hey babe!

Woman: I was wondering if uh, we could, try something new tonight? ...In the bedroom?

Girlfriend: Oh- Ohhh! What have you got in mind?

Woman: Something I've wanted to do for a very, very long time. Just trust me, okay? In the bedroom, ten minutes, on all fours and [makes ggghgrhrhrhrhhrhggh noise].

Girlfriend: [makes sound back]

Woman: Yes! Just do it, okay?

[Eleven Minutes Later]:

Girlfriend: [makes The Sound]

Woman: [Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice] Perry the Platypus! Looks like you walked into my bed-inator!

[mens-rights-activia]

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

[thejonsfwymyster]

cum

[thejonsfwymyster]

eh better to seIf rebIog sfw to ur nsfw account by accident than nsfw to ur sfw account. iII fix it Iater.

[igetloco]

Stamp

[thejonymyster]

swaggin on them with that baggin on them

hi guys its TheJohnnieMyster

[thejonymyster]

thats where im gonna sit!

[thejonymyster]

update

[thejonymyster]

gamers love the refreshing taste of : squirt !

[thejonsfwymyster]

i break iphones with my dick in the north atlantic

[thejonsfwymyster]

bite the dick that feeds you

[blackpyrefly]

two bottoms:

two tops:

[crotchapple]

Two trucks

[nnanii]