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[thejourneyingzone]

Mutuals Preferred Semi-Selective Crossover and OC Friendly (especially so considering that everyone here's an OC!) RP’d on Tumblr for 5+ years!

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[thejourneyingzone]

“What is this about getting sued?”

[warriorsofcrimsonrealms]

"Don't worry about it, its all been resolved already." With a swing of her scythe at that.

[thejourneyingzone]

“Hm. Well, whatever it was, it probably shouldn’t have been an issue in the first place. I wouldn’t have given it the time of day myself.”

[thejourneyingzone]

“What is this about getting sued?”

[thejourneyingzone]

“Hey, mom. I broke a working man’s door a few days ago.”

“I see… Did you have fun doing it?”

“Yeah, I thought it was funny, I dunno why other people didn’t find it funny.”

[thejourneyingzone]

“Tary think it better to keep lack of door! Tary’s own kind doesn’t use doors anyways! At most, Tary’s own kind use cloth to cover up entrances!”

“Tary, I could give less of a fuck what the tavern does with the door. What I know is that this shit is gonna be taken out of my damn pay.”

[thejourneyingzone]

“…Hey, has anyone seen where Kuuka went?”

“Oh, I saw her get teleported somewhere!”

“Ehhh? Well, whatever, she’ll be fi-”

“Hiyah.” BAM.

The entire door that served as the entrance to the tavern Roa worked in broke into pieces and flew off its hinges, hitting a faraway wall. Hell, a bit of the wall that was around the door was cracked too.

“……”

“I’m back.” A chopping knife was thrown towards Kuuka, missing her by a little.

“You know we’ll have to pay that off, right?” The tired harpie is upset.

[warriorsofcrimsonrealms]

I will state now that none of my characters are really gag characters. So they're played straightforwardly and won't really humor any gags they wouldn't find funny. Also that means they won't follow gag logic.

[thejourneyingzone]

This is good because you should not see Kuuka as funny. She should be annoying the fuck out of your muses lmao

[thejourneyingzone]

“No, it’s humor to me because people weaker than me will take care of the job. Do you know how unfun and boring it’d be if you people solved the problem in a minute or two?” She despawned what she was holding so Reanne could actually get up and NOT just get her HP rammed back down to 1 again.

“That being said, if you guys really are boring, you can ask for the help of the cute dark elf talking to you right now.”

“I much prefer you be funny instead of boring though. Just because it’d be funny.”

[warriorsofcrimsonrealms]

"Nope. Things are handled. So you can go away. This isn't to humor you. Its to protect a village. Well without me rearranging the landscape because of who is planning to use the goblins to their advantage. That and you're not cute, period."

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“Please don’t badly flatter me, Ms. Ugly Madam. My funny bone might shake at the thought of pointing out that there’s something on your face if you do.” Is… is that a threat..? It’s hard to tell with how… unemotive she is.

“……”

“I don’t… I don’t think I like this elf girl, can we get away from her now-”

“THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE, FUNNY BUNNY LADY!!”

“EH?!”

Throws out a thumbs up like she’s punching the sky really hard.

“Just kidding!” Yeah, it’s safe to say this girl’s not taking any of them seriously.

[thejourneyingzone]

Overheard a team speak about the goblin invasion. “U-Um, wouldn’t it be best for as many people to help with the goblins as possible?”

Kuuka spawned a ball of healing!! in her hand. Reanne’s HP swiftly dropped to 1 just from being near Kuuka now.

“It wouldn’t be funny.”

“Ah.” The ball had a very scary face on it.

Reanne now feels light-headed. She shall lay down on the ground now.

[warriorsofcrimsonrealms]

She walks up and actually heals Reanne to full hp with a wave of her hand while gently pulling her away from Kuuka. "We're not doing this for humor and its going to be taken care of anyway, no need for extras."

[thejourneyingzone]

“No, it’s humor to me because people weaker than me will take care of the job. Do you know how unfun and boring it’d be if you people solved the problem in a minute or two?” She despawned what she was holding so Reanne could actually get up and NOT just get her HP rammed back down to 1 again.

“That being said, if you guys really are boring, you can ask for the help of the cute dark elf talking to you right now.”

“I much prefer you be funny instead of boring though. Just because it’d be funny.”

[thejourneyingzone]

Overheard a team speak about the goblin invasion. “U-Um, wouldn’t it be best for as many people to help with the goblins as possible?”

Kuuka spawned a ball of healing!! in her hand. Reanne’s HP swiftly dropped to 1 just from being near Kuuka now.

“It wouldn’t be funny.”

“Ah.” The ball had a very scary face on it.

Reanne now feels light-headed. She shall lay down on the ground now.

[thejourneyingzone]

“Huh?! A goblin invasion?!” Word of mouth has made it to a different team!

“Hmm… We need to make this as fair as possible for the goblins so that they’ll still die having felt like they at least tried…”

“Kuuka, don’t join the fight, you’ll just eradicate them all!”

“It’s funnier if I didn’t help out anyway but also, rude.”

[thejourneyingzone]

(WAIT. I FORGOT ABOUT THE POLL, I’M SUPPOSED TO TURN TEAM NINJA INTO SOME SORT OF BANDIT GROUP)

[thejourneyingzone]

(Hm. Maybe I need another muse.)

(Would anyone like a giant pet moth lady)

(Or the evil team can have the big boob claw girl from Fate)

[thejourneyingzone]

(I think it’d be funnier for a cute girl to join the evil crew lol)

[thejourneyingzone]

“It’d be cool to show off my door-breaking skills on him. I think I could easily break his leg with my back.”

[thejourneyingzone]

“…Did someone really plaster a sign-up sheet like this on the tavern’s corkboard..?” This looks stupid.

“Hey, Kuuka, you have a mom for an evil force of nature. Do you know a man like this?” She points to it.

“……” Staaaaaare.

“That’s the face of a man too enamored by gold to ever wish to show his face. I don’t know such a gaudy man at all.”

“Besides, I believe he’d fold like paper and bark like a dog if he ever saw the kind of power my mom holds.”

[thejourneyingzone]

“Gueeeeehhh, gobliiiiiins!! I don’t wanna fight theeeem!”

“Doesn’t matter if you want to or not, get out there and punch them down to size!”

“B-But they’re so scary and ugly and green and they might wanna rob me of money..!”

“……”

“…Are you goblinphobic? Goblin racist?”

“I’M NOOOOT!!”