Know Their Dark Returning

Jesse St. James former Slytherin and recent graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and now the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts. you watch me, just watch me. I'm calling, I'm calling and one day all will know.

[quotes-shape-us]

I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be.

Charles Dickens, Great Expectations (via quotes-shape-us)

[the-extra-sipping-coffee]

There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (via the-extra-sipping-coffee)

[qvibbler]

Harry Potter Meme:  ♕ Six Spells, Magical Creatures, Potions and/or Objects

6/6 Felix Felicis

[braveofheart]

This is where I say good day.

I mean good day.

[thejsaintjames]

Is there anyone around here even remotely intelligent and worthy of conversation?

[braveofheart]

Well… yeah.

[thejsaintjames]

[braveofheart]

How so?

[thejsaintjames]

All that ill-placed confidence in yourself. How intriguing.

[braveofheart]

Very.

[thejsaintjames]

Interesting.

[braveofheart]

Eccstatic. I can use fancy italics too.

[thejsaintjames]

Aren't you gifted.

[braveofheart]

Fine. Fine alright, I ain’t even mad. I’m having a damn good day so I can’t complain. You’ll get your paper, Professor. Monday, even. Have a lovely rest of your day, sir.

[thejsaintjames]

Splendid.

[braveofheart]

What? But, c'mon, that's totally unfair. I can't finish that by Tuesday. Tonight's the full moon for crying out loud! I don't even have tonight to do it.

[thejsaintjames]

I fail to see where this is my problem. You should stop dilly dallying and get started on it then.

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

[delightfullymagical-marleyrose]

Marley.Marley Rose.

[thejsaintjames]

Alright.

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

[braveofheart]

Well alrighty then. Glad you had a good time. You’re not gonna give a huge pop quiz next class, right? ‘Cause I’m having a splendid weekend and I’ve got a thingy tonight and I dunno if I’ll be ready for one. Maybe from Dark Arts expert to Dark Creature, you could cut some slack and keep up the good mood by not giving us a test in class? Eh? Eh?

[thejsaintjames]

I wouldn't dream to, not for the wise guy dark creature with the thrilling Azkaban jokes. In fact, just for you I'll forgo the pop quiz and instead you can put that clever head to work and come up with a thirty page paper all about your kind; include the signs of a werewolf, defense and treatment, and maybe even your own personal experiences before recalling the less than stellar history of the wolf men to round out your essay. I'll expect it on my desk first thing Tuesday.

And no, you don't get an extension.

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

[delightfullymagical-marleyrose]

[thejsaintjames]

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

[braveofheart]

I was just trying to joke but sure, I can come up with new material. Or try to, I guess.

Anyhow, welcome back, Professor. In case you don’t care to remember my name, it’s Sam Evans. Hope your little vacation was nice.

[thejsaintjames]

Don't kid yourself, Evans, you're not clever enough. I wasn't planning on asking. It was lovely.

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

[delightfullymagical-marleyrose]

Welcome back Professor St James.

[thejsaintjames]

Forgive me for my utter lack of care, but I can't remember nor bother to try and recall your name.

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

[braveofheart]

I guess the Azkaban rumors aren’t true after all…

[thejsaintjames]

Azkaban would be too easy. It's time you fools come up with some new speculation. You're becoming a broken record.

[thejsaintjames]

Hogwarts

Seems you are just as I left you, an utter bore.