thrills! chills! you know the drill.

you can smell ants from here (18+)

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[silentsepulchres]

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[amanda-baeza]

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[rainformation]

used to think you were my bud but now i see the lite

[romanceyourdemons]

funniest moment in moby dick is when they meet another captain who lost a limb to the white whale and ahab goes like “and dost thy blood not boil, aye, and the very marrow of thy bones too, to know that the wretched creature and very devil of the sea that harmed us both still draws breath??” and the ship captain is like no i’m fine, it wasn’t the whale’s fault or anything. i mean imagine actually holding a grudge against a fish lmao that’s actually the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and ahab goes you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about. and stamps his foot so hard he breaks his ivory leg

[adhd-mode-activated-deactivated]

Making a book-faithful Moby Dick adaptation which doesn’t cut out the Whale Facts so you have about two minutes of high adventure on the seas and then a smash cut to Ishmael in some inn or pub back on the mainland explaining 19th century whale property law or whale skulls to whoever is closest for three times the length of the action sequences, the adaptation will be nine hours long I can see no reason why studios aren’t funding my vision

[internethistory]

[etchif]

How it feels to call drawing lineart 'inking'

[bippus]

Language motherfucking do you speak it

[prokopetz]

"Ending explained" video for Herman Melville's Moby-Dick that initially appears to be doing something with the luciferan symbolism surrounding Captain Ahab, but by the two-thirds mark it's clear it's gradually circling in on an argument that Ishmael's improbable survival of the penultimate chapter proves he was secretly working for the whale.

[ollierachnid]

absolutely enamoured with mcgoohan's delivery here

[columboscreens]

[dogpuppy]

[comment-tube]