thrills! chills! you know the drill.

you can smell ants from here (18+)

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

has this been done before or….

[ring-bearers]

lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now

[teaboot]

Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address

[erumelde]

[gregrulzok]

So I know this is most likely a jab at the fact that "Hobbit" is a copyrighted term. But here's the thing.

Tolkien claimed that the word "hobbit" supposedly meant "hole-dweller".

D'you suppose a mistranslation to common made "hole-dweller" sound more similar to "ass-fucker" than intended?

[dogpuppy]

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[beadyeyes]

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[nojamnojelly]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[femcassidy]

man i like how middle earth hasnt heard of therapy so at the end of return of the king gandalfs like “honestly frodo you should probably just die”

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[tintincat]

The poster for "The Two Towers" that I drew a long time ago

[scrollofs0rrow]

i love this fucking picture

[mevil]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[hydra-keeper]

bilbo baggins