The King and The Crow

"Maker, what have we gotten ourselves into?" Roleplay blog for Alistair Theirin and Zevran Arainai Please read the policy page!

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mageoftheinquisition started following

"You are the inquisitor then?"

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tempestatlas

"So I realize our last meeting might not have painted me in the best light..." The king of Ferelden looked distinctly uncomfortable.

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booksandbrimstone started following

"Ohhhh ohh Is that a rune?"

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bloodyantivan started following

"I’m telling."

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     ”Oh really? How will I ever go on?”

[thekingandthecrow]

"Badly once she gets her hands on you" He sounded rather smug for a man who had just threatened to tattle to this girlfriend.

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whynxtsing

"You look different…"

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               ❝ Is that so? If you had not said so, I never would have noticed                   it. How very observant of you, child. ❞

   Her voice did have such a gift for dripping with sarcasm, when need be.

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Alistair scowled. "Right. You're making fun of me. Do you call everyone child or just lost kings"

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faasnu-kaal

"Let’s see… Horns… Are you a Quanari?"

[faasnu-kaal]

"I am, yes. I figured the size and the horns might’ve made it obvious. The grey skin too." Not in a sarcastic tone, just more of a questioning one.

[thekingandthecrow]

"That's what I thought." The king replied. "I'm good at this guessing races thing. Not that it is usually that hard... Probably why I'm good at it. I'm not sounding very kingly right now am I? Right shutting up."

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fereldenmagegirl started following

"You are the one they call Hawke no?"

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Lara gapes and stares at Zevran for a few moments. “Y-You know of me?”

[thekingandthecrow]

"My dear champion everyone knows of you. I am surprised the crows have not tried to assassinate you already. They have not tried have they? My spy network can sometimes be woefully incomplete."

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"I apologize for any lingering mental trauma but one does not mess with the crows and live"

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"The crows….?" Much explanation. Even in faraway Tevinter, the crows were more than just heard of. “I will ask no questions, then.” 

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"Very wise of you!" He laughed.

[notquiteamagister]

  "I couldn’t possibly demand any more," Dorian replies smoothly, "It appears that this… disagreement, for lack of a better term, has been settled. A pleasure doing business with you," he remarks, adding a wink in for good measure.

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"Ah such a shame. Must our business conclude so soon?" The Antivan raised an eyebrow. "I could not possibly leave until I knew the secret behind your mustache."

[notquiteamagister]

Dorian chuckles, “I suppose you are correct; all this way for nothing but a title. I suppose I could enlighten you on my secrets,” he muses.

"It is a combination of proper hygiene and grooming. Being from Tevinter is simply an added bonus to my dashing good looks."

[thekingandthecrow]

"Ah so being from Tevinter adds to men's appeal? Is this some sort of magic you magisters have developed? I must learn."

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fereldenmagegirl started following

"You are the one they call Hawke no?"

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faasnu-kaal

"Let's see... Horns... Are you a Quanari?"

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thxnderhumper started following

"What is your aim my drunken dwarf friend?"

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(thedas gone wild)

Right link this time! come play with us!

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whynxtsing

"You look different..."

[notquiteamagister]

  He raises a challenging eyebrow, “Perhaps not in Antiva, but this is not Antiva.”  Somehow, he manages to keep his superiority complex intact the entire time.

[thekingandthecrow]

"So I must go all the way back home for my ass to be considered the greatest again? You wound me my finely reared friend."  Zevran spread his arms in a dramatic gesture "Hmmmm how shall we settle this… Perhaps… You have the best in Tevinter. I have the best in Antiva. Alistair can claim most of Ferelden… That is fair no? As for the rest… I will concede to you in this Skyhold. Far be it from me to usurp the superiority of a man’s ass in his own abode. Even if mine is clearly superior." Zevran winked.

[notquiteamagister]

"I couldn’t possibly demand any more," Dorian replies smoothly, "It appears that this… disagreement, for lack of a better term, has been settled. A pleasure doing business with you," he remarks, adding a wink in for good measure.

[thekingandthecrow]

"Ah such a shame. Must our business conclude so soon?" The Antivan raised an eyebrow. "I could not possibly leave until I knew the secret behind your mustache."

[notquiteamagister]

  "Why," he begins with a devious grin, "it is the best from Minrathous to the Fade. Have you not seen the picture of it circulating around Skyhold?"

[thekingandthecrow]

"but not in Antiva I see, That is fine. Very few humans can ever hope to match the perfection that is me. I will concede second place to you however. Torania will just have to deal with her husband being uprooted."

[notquiteamagister]

He raises a challenging eyebrow, “Perhaps not in Antiva, but this is not Antiva.”  Somehow, he manages to keep his superiority complex intact the entire time.

[thekingandthecrow]

"So I must go all the way back home for my ass to be considered the greatest again? You wound me my finely reared friend."  Zevran spread his arms in a dramatic gesture "Hmmmm how shall we settle this... Perhaps... You have the best in Tevinter. I have the best in Antiva. Alistair can claim most of Ferelden... That is fair no? As for the rest... I will concede to you in this Skyhold. Far be it from me to usurp the superiority of a man's ass in his own abode. Even if mine is clearly superior." Zevran winked.

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thescionofhousepavus started following

"I have heard you consider your ass superior to mine"

[notquiteamagister]

"Why," he begins with a devious grin, "it is the best from Minrathous to the Fade. Have you not seen the picture of it circulating around Skyhold?"

[thekingandthecrow]

"but not in Antiva I see, That is fine. Very few humans can ever hope to match the perfection that is me. I will concede second place to you however. Torania will just have to deal with her husband being uprooted."