Hello sir, how are you?
"My, aren't you quick?" they muse, a small tilt to their head as they glance over to the screen to their computer. "I'm.. fine. a certain creature has pestered me about making a social media account, and as much as i tolerate their existence, i've.. reluctantly complied."
their eyes flicker to the screen— reading your username— and raise a single eyebrow.
"King of roses, hm? how intriguing."
Oh and what creature would that be? If you don't mind me asking of course
"One that pesters me daily and thus has undergone my wrath due void." they keep their tone as calmed as possible, but its audible how fed up with said creature they might be. they pause for half a moment, before looking at your username once again, and looking away to fix their already smoothed out tie.
"Perhaps you know of them. Hope did mention befriending someone of royalty that favored certain flower fauna."
i do know of hope yes... I am supriced yet delighted they mentioned me... at least i assume it is me, i am indeed of royalty and i certainly do prefer my subjects over other fauna..it would be cruel for me not to.
But tell me you do not seem very happy about this... How do you know hope? And why listen to their suggestion?
"They've.. recently appeared in my domain. i don't know how they've gotten access to the void, or why they appear at seemingly random intervals, but it is reality." The entity sighs and mindlessly moves things around their desk— procrastinating as always, it seems, but they favored anything if it was a differing option from paper work. boring, legal, paperwork.
"I've.. gotten to know them enough to tolerate them and their opinions. their access to the void seems entirely accidental, and i must admit they have intrigued me." Dark briefly shrugs, eyes flickering over to their computer, to the endless emails that need answering and articles to be brought down.
Then they pause, and look back towards their opened tumblr app. "i am curious of how they got to meet royalty out of all types of people."
I suppose one could say...much like how they suddenly appeared in your life... They appeared in mine. Im quiet happy about it tho.
And i have certainly heared them talk about their... "random access" to the void haha..
You keep staring at your screen... what are you working on? A new show? Jim and or bing breaking something again?
Dark shakes their head absent mindedly, but once aware that the King Of Roses was not in the office and thus could not see, they simply cleared their throat and spoke up.
"nothing that would interest such royalty like yourself. boring documents, legal papers.." a slow sigh escapes through their nose, before eventually they switched back to the tumblr page, and watched as words appear on the screen as they continued talking.
"The Jims break something everyday. Bing is at least sympathetic when it happens, and attempts to help."
you'd be supriced what im interested in...roses do not make the best conversationalists... tho you are welcome to visit my kingdom some time if it is truely that boring!
And im sure the jims feel at least a little bad... even if they dont exactly know how to show it!