If it's an order. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
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If it's an order. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
genuinly tho i love to think about the human mannerisms rocky must have picked up while alone with grace for years. do you think he returned with an accent? completely different body language? sayings and idioms that make no sense when translated? it's so dear to me.
Nature is healing
Simon and Rocky focused doodles while I swim through projects.
Edit: This is a continuation of this idea :P
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My Human!Rocky cosplay made its debut at CT's Terrificon this past weekend!
Behold the reason that my fanfic hasnât been updated
So much fun to make (yes even the wig), and so comfortable compared to some of my other cosplays that I can't wait for another opportunity to bring it back out!
It does need some extra structural work but that's beside the point.
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NEW GIRL 3.01 - All In
Decided to color this sketch, enjoy Simon putting his hair up <3
Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
oh my god that noise??????
The way she loses it too is proof she didnât anticipate exactly what she would sound like.
She might just be cracking up because she got Ryan to break, which is notoriously hard to do
I want to say both
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time
âWe asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.â
I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing
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My work boots are the most expensive shoes Iâve ever owned.
Also the most comfortable. I chose them after trying on several different brands and comparing lifespan vs usage vs comfort - I needed them for a physically demanding job, not the weekend hiking trails. I could have easily chosen cheaper boots that would have lasted long enough to be worth their low price, but I know the Sam Vimes Boot Theory and knew weaker, less comfortable boots would make my life harder in the long run.
So when the outside edge of the heel started wearing down after three years of heavy use I went to the shop I got them from and said âhey this is a common problem for me with how I walk but now itâs affecting my ankles and knees and I donât wanna have to buy a new pair, is there a way to fix this?â
The salesman at this very fancy upscale boot store said âoh yeah, thereâs a shoe repair place that can give you some heel guards - itâll keep the rubber from wearing out.â
So at 8am this morning right after my 9hr shift ends I went to the shoe repair shop and it is the most hole-in-the-wall, is-this-a-real-business-or-a-mafia-front, am-I-gonna-get-shot tiny cinder block cube Iâve ever seen in my life. I grew up plenty poor and love me a good hole-in-the-wall business, but going from upscale store to this cash-only repair shop gave me whiplash. Wasnât expecting this when a guy who wears three piece suits to sell boots said itâs the best place to go.
The skinny kid behind the counter looks somehow 16 and 25 at the same time, but when I tell him this place was recommended he smiles and says to hand over my boots. I hand him the vaguely warm foot-smelling boots, and stand in my socks in the 3â square entryway surrounded by every color leather polish you could buy and watch as he turns my boots around in his hands, sizes up a crescent moon bits of plastic, and unceremoniously hammers tiny nails through them before handing them back.
The heels are perfectly level again. I can walk without almost rolling my ankles. They donât clack loudly on the pavement or feel different. This is gonna fix my knee pain. It cost $10.
This kid had every tool he needed within arms reach, worked fast and smoothly, I was in and out the door in less than 8 minutes, and it only cost $10.
I didnât think anything could cost only $10 anymore. Iâm so used to hyperinflation prices I was spiritually thrown back to the 1400âs visiting the cobbler in town square. This kid might have been that cobbler and just decided to never die.
Iâm still reeling from the whiplash, and gobsmacked at the price, and thrilled I didnât have to go buy new, worse work boots (cuz I donât have that kind of money for a second pair, Iâm expecting these ones to last a decade) and it feels like I just experienced one of the rare little chunks of magic that floats around our world.
Taking your old shoes to the cobbler, even if they were cheap ass shoes, and getting them resoled is the ultimate shoe "hack".
I go to the thrift shop and buy decent leather shoes(although sometimes it's just ones I like)for maybe $10. Then I take them to get resoled and spend $25-45 to get them resoled. The place I went last time put heavy duty soles intended for work boots on my pretty, dainty, leather boots. It looks great and those boots have lasted me like 10 years so far and the soles are still awesome.
Go see the cobbler. Save your shoes, your feet, and your money.
Youâd never be there,
sorry
oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source
The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them
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You never got to be a kid; you were always a scapegoat
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