Radiating Energy Like A Good Vibes Chernobyl

Ace until proven guilty. 30’s she/her. The Moon is my girlfriend. Finally posting fanfic on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Bjurnberg/works

[shakespearestolemyurl]

Project Hail Mary text posts: part 2

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

[starghosts]

The shadow hands of god.

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[bjurnberg]

Happy Pride Month to Woody and Peggy Fagaly

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[phantomrose96]

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

This is true! But if I did that, I would stop waking up to emails like this

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[arowitharrows]

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i think the tags are important

[myheadisfullofholes]

This.

[soft-butch-cassidy]

we've all seen "Simon has night terrors that make him physically act out" but what about sleep paralysis simon

He opens his eyes but he cant move. Hes constricted by writhing veins, threatening to crush his ribs. He knows he's supposed to be free, he went to sleep in a house, in the biodome, on erid, but he’s watching blood pour down the walls and eyes leer outside the windows. he cant move, he cant talk, he can only move his eyes, Grace is still asleep and cant free him from the blood roots burrowing under his skin

But eridians watch each other sleep. A xenonite-shrouded hand touches his arm, grabs his hand, and breaks him out of the smothering paralysis.

"I hear Simon heart beat loud, fast. I am here. Wake up now."

the first thing he does when he can control his body again is wrap his arms around Rocky as tight as he can

[bjurnberg]

Batty the Cat being a great hunter

[gloomshroomofdoom]

I’ve heard that Duke would go to sleep at night because he’s a day vigilante. Which, maybe. But he is a day vigilante. While in high school. There's no way he can do all of his homework when he has patrol, but he also has other things he’s doing during the evening, like eating and solving his cases and stuff.

Bro has gotta be pulling multiple all nighters. Or just not doing his homework (which I could also see). But more likely it’s the former.

I also think he would sneak into the batcave at night to help them work on theirs and compare notes if they have overlapping criminals.

I also love the idea that Tim hates the fact that everyone is always on him about how “he never sleeps” and “he has a caffeine addiction that should be studied” and that “he doesn’t ever take care of himself” when Duke is right over there and he knows for a fact that this is day two of him being awake with no breaks.

I also like the idea that sometimes people notice and force Duke to go to sleep.

Everyone: Tim, go to sleep.

Tim: what about Duke? He’s still awake. Pick on him.

Jason, his head jerking to where he is and seeing him for the first time: oh yeahhh. Why the fuck are you still awake, day patrol?

Duke, who forgot to turn invisible: shit

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[coolguymcdudebro]

one must imagine Jason Todd happy

[bjurnberg]

My sibling gave me the Leverage dvd box set for my birthday!!! 🤩✨🌟💖🎉🤩💖🌟✨

I no longer need firewalls to keep ads out I can watch my babies con capitalists for freeeeee!!!!

[bjurnberg]

Imagine a bear standing in the river during a salmon run, catching fish out of the air in its jaws.

Shining red scales leap from the waters directly at this bear blocking the path.

It’s a mermaid with a pufferfish mace that slaughters the bear and eats it while the salmon it was hired to protect leap past safely to the mating grounds.