Radiating Energy Like A Good Vibes Chernobyl

Ace until proven guilty. 30’s she/her. The Moon is my girlfriend. Finally posting fanfic on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Bjurnberg/works

[aroace-ryland-grace]

@hailed-marys requested some photos of Grace smiling and I thought the rest of the world should see him too

[aroace-ryland-grace]

did you guys know. that he is so important 2 me.

[alien-slushie]

Dick, gulping: Is this-Is this really where we're supposed to meet Wally's new friend?

Roy: This is where the coordinates say to meet him. I'm sure its fine, Wally wouldn't ask us to go somewhere dangerous.

Dick: That's complete bull and you know it!

Roy: Wait, do you hear that?

Dick: Hear what?

*from the dark a huge white tail darts out wrapping both of them tightly in its coils*

Phantom, his torso connected to a 20 foot white snake tail: And who daressss trespassss in my nessst? *forked tongue licks the air showing off sharp fangs*

Dick: Can't breath!

Roy: Can-Can't move! It has my arms!

Wally: Woah Woah Woah! Phantom its okay! They're with me!

Phantom: Oh? I'm sssorry then. *carefully and slowly unwinds his tail*

Dick, wheezing: Wally, what-what the heck?

Wally: Sorry, I got sidetracked and kinda forgot about this meeting. *clears throat* Ahem, this is Phantom. He helped me out on one of my missions! Hes a half ghost cursed to be a Naga. Phantom, this is Roy and Dick, they're some of my friends!

Roy: What?

Phantom: Well, thats the sssshort of it I ssssuppose. Thissss form wasss actually meanr to be a blesssssing but considering I can no longer live among the living in my human form, it ssssure feelssss like a curssse. *wraps around Wally, and rests his chin on Wally's head* Alssso the essss sssound issss annoying. All the sssame, itsss nice to meet you.

Roy: That's all well and good but you attacked us!

Phantom, rolling his eyes: I wasssn't going to harm you. I wasss going to ssscare you and let you go. Itsss not sssafe down here for the living. Wally isss only here becaussse he hasss my protection.

Wally: See?! Phantom's cool!

Dick and Roy: *share a skeptical glance as Phantom nuzzles into Wally's hair in front of them*

[whale-with-legs]

Whats in the sewers？👀👀

[alien-slushie]

Wonder Woman: *eye twitches*

Justice Legue: *arguing and in eachothers faces*

Wonder Woman: Phantom.

Phantom: *who was watching the chaos from the ceiling with heavy scrutiny. tilts his head in question at Wonder Woman.*

Wonder Woman: If you would be so kind as to end this? *gestures to the arguing heros*

Phantom, smirking: Of course Wonder Woman, it would be my pleasure! *eyes glow brighter as ectoplasm contorts into chains around him, the chains shoot out, grabs each Justice League member, and yanks them back to their seats, keeping them there no mater how much they struggle*

Green Lantern: Hey what give-

Wonder Woman: Silence! You have been arguing like children for an hour!

Phantom, snorting: Please don't insult my youngest living descendants, they never argue in such a way.

Wonder Woman: Hmm, right you are, even children are better behaved!

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[howling-wizard2]

first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

[marble-arch]

Had this mental image of Danny graffiti-ing the Watchtower so I had to draw it lol

[regonym]

hope is a weapon, by @mumblesplash (x)

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[mumblesplash]

YESSSSSS

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[fatmasc]

Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat

[meadow-of-daisies-and-lavender]

That anything also includes trauma and stressors.

[hypewinter]

Jason had been stress cooking one night and accidentally made too much food. Not wanting it to go to waste, he offered some of it to his neighbor. The next day the very same neighbor approached him and very seriously pressed a piece of paper in his hand telling him to use it whenever he was in trouble before disappearing back into his apartment. Jason looked down at the paper. Was this a sigil?

[kizzer55555]

Jason is stranded one day in a warehouse about to explode surrounded by fire. It’s bringing up some bad flashbacks of the joker. His coms are out, the bats can’t get to him in time, and his leg is trapped under some support beams and bleeding heavily. He has no idea what to do until he remembers the small crinkle of paper he kept in one of his pockets. Jason had no idea what to do with the sigil and had no idea if it was real or not. He still kept it on him just in case. And right that moment, it wasn’t like he had anything to lose.

So Jason takes the crinkled paper, tries to smooth it out and with shaky hands, drops a small bit of blood on top hoping that was how you activated it. Naruto don’t fail him now.

Suddenly, the paper bursts into purple flames. Panicking, Jason tosses the piece Of paper away only it catches itself in the air and just hovers. The fire glows and from it, emerges a tall, menacing figure. It appeared to be a knight dressed in obsidian armor, wreathed in purple flames. The giant looked down at Jason and that was about the last thing he remembered before passing out (he blames blood loss from his injury).

Did Danny give this random stranger Fright Knight’s call sign as a thank you? Yes, yes he did.

This starts a beautiful friendship of Jason feeding his strange neighbor to get more pieces of paper. And Fright Knight is just happy to help his king. He gets a new friend in the process. Possibly a new squire. (Another possibility is that Danny just gives Jason the summoning circles of his various friends or rogues who owe him favors. Jason never knows who he will summon. The most memorable were the box ghost, Cujo, and the cheese king.)

[bonchobrick]

Batfam notice how often he makes trips to the store and are like “Hey you buy a lotta groceries nowadays, we’re glad you’re taking care of yourself :)”

Meanwhile jason laughs awkwardly hiding his growing pile of sigils

[mosh-rem]

Jason making Mac n Cheese humming the lokemon theme.

Hey Danny what can i get for a 6 cheese white Mac m cheese

Danny: I'll give ya a young love combo

Jason: Hmm what if I throw in The Cookies and a milkshake punch card

Danny: make it 2 batches and I'll give ya an emergency only better wonder woman

Jason:That's blasphemy but I'll take it.

Jason might not always seem it but he's just as much a bat as the others he's charting out what dishes get what kind of sigil and how powerful if making offers in two stages is better. He's gunna Crack the code on this, he's seen B fuck up woth magic enough times to know not to fuck with Danny directly but as long as the deals were well established then he can use his neighbor like professor Oak

[kaidatheghostdragon]

After Jason used the first couple of sigils, which were legit some of Danny's low-level frenemies like Lunch Lady or Poindexter who owed Danny a favor, a few things happened.

1. They immediately report that the baby halfa they were sent to help is vigilanting just like Danny did. (Danny quickly investigates and realizes he's Red Hood)

2. All of Danny's allies want a chance to meet the new halfa and check up on him. They realized their mistake with how they treated Danny the first couple of years and wanted to do right by the new halfa. Nobody wants another Vlad, and they were damn lucky Phantom is as forgiving as he is. This is the perfect way to meet him on friendly terms that the baby halfa doesn't have to question because as soon as they help him, they're sent back home.

3. The ghosts are noticing how malformed the new halfa is and are doing their part to help him however much they can during their short visit. Everyone reports to Frostbite, who is collecting everything the new halfa might need for the moment he gets his turn. Danny knows how skittish he was at first and how paranoid the bats are, and is waiting for Jason to start being open to talking about his own nature before throwing Frostbite's sigil at him.

4. Danny is still totally milking Jason for all the food he can get. He's a college student, dammit. Besides, why fix a system that ain't broke?

5. The ghosts are all exchanging bets to see how long it takes for Danny to realize that Jason is basically ghost flirting with him. Food offerings are kind of a big deal, and exchanging a 'get out of emergency free' card type favor is basically protector-spirit reciprocation. (AKA Danny's entire rogues gallery are now his wingman.)

[mutable-manifestation]

They Ship It

[hdgnj]

Jason meeting Pandora? He would have so many questions. That would be a thing.

Jason: What do I have to cook to get an hour with Pandora. I have SO many questions.

Danny: Well. I can do a proper summons. You'd need a gift for her as well. She likes spicy food. I'm thinking for me? I want a lasagne, garlic bread, and cookies!

Jason: You are really easy to bribe for someone capable of magic.

Danny: Urgh. Most magicians are bastards. Besides, I can only do summons! So I can hang out with my friends! And tutors. Pandora is still making me so weapons practise every day. She makes me regret it if I skip.

Jason: She teaches you fighting? How did you swing that?!?!?!

[mae383]

So now Dick is chasing Jason with questions about this kid that disappeared.... Jason has no knowledge of said kid cause he was only told that Youngblood was a ghost who could only be seen by children.

There is no way that Jason is going to tell Dick about his neighbor, the Bats CANNOT get involved! Danny doesn't deserve the Batfamily interrogation!

Meanwhile, Tim has gotten suspicious about Jason's more relaxed nature: more willing to accept help/a team up, more family dinner nights (and he stays longer), calling Tim by his name instead of Replacement(?), etc.

[hdgnj]

Tim putting all the clues together.

Tim: He either has a supernatural sugar daddy! Or! He's got a partner! No I will not take questions!

[darkmodepls]

remember those tiny little photo albums for Polaroids?

Jason uses them to carry sigils with him during patrol.

The sleeves are marked with what kind of ghost the sigil summons, I.e. healer, distraction, tracker, heavy-hitter etc

Tim had been putting the pieces together for a while, but what clued in the rest of the Bats was the Enormous Fuck You Dragon (Dorothea) that appeared out of thin air to use one of Superman's Rogues as a hackeysack.

[phantom-dc]

Hold on, is Jason slowly compiling a Spellbook? Every page has a Summoning Spell, with a description of who it is and what they can do ect. Most imporantly, a list of likes/dislikes.

Over time the magic leaks into the album, turning it into a true, albeit modern looking, spellbook. Fright Knight once jokes that if Jason binds it in human skin, its power will increase tenfold! And the 'white color' would make other mages jealous at least...

When Constantine eventually gets a look at it, he nearly has an anyeurism. Why does this powerfull Spellbook look like it came from fucking Walmart? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS?

[mae383]

Constantine got called in cause of the DRAGON that got summoned. He sees the spellbook, learns it was originally a Poloroid photo album, and NOPEs right out of Gotham.

Batman, of course, is miffed.

Jason is annoyed and mentally cooking what he's going to bring over to Danny that night for date night!

[hdgnj]

John: How!?! How! Did you get the favour of Realms ghosts?!?!?

Jason: What? Like it's hard?

John has a silent melt down.

Bruce: How did you meet them?

Jason: Un dead solidarity.

Bruce: Explain.

Jason: Hmm. Nah. Aight, I'm out. We you at dinner Dora!!

*Giant ghost dragon*

Dora: Oh! Of course Sir Hood! I shall bring wine!

[babbling-babull]

Consider instead

Constantine: How did you get the favor of Realm Ghosts

Jason: Offerings.

And that's All Jason says. Leaving everyone else to try to figure out what exactly os being offered

[sayatumbles]

Note Jason thinking of dinner with Danny as "date night". He started calling them that as a joke, but he gets real sad any time one of them has to miss date night. Neither of them realize that they're actually dating.

[hdgnj]

Jason is so glad these dinners are held at Danny's. He sighed as he heard the third sibling break into his place. Danny just looked amused. At least Dora looked annoyed for him!

[thatmadscientistbitch]

The other ghosts stop waiting for Jason to use a sigil to summon them and just start making the journey to Gotham from Amity because they heard Phantom made a new halfa friend and they can't wait to meet him!! Cue the bats panicking over the sudden influx of ghostly tourists asking for directions.

[hdgnj]

Jason ends up asking Danny to just take him to the Realms and introduce him to everyone. This is the fourth ghost who's hunted him down. May as well just do a proper meet and greet.

[ichi-is-a-cat]

No no no no this man has a Rolodex. In his kitchen before patrol he flips through it for what he needs and tucks them into the inner pocket of his leather jacket.

[corosiaspara]

"Constantine: How did you get the favor of Realm Ghosts

Jason: Offerings. "

alternatively: "there's more than one use for a duffel bag full of heads"

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[jeezilikesports]

YESSS

[femmechilles]

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

[yallstar]

SCREAMING my mom just called out of the blue to be like "hey have you ever read fahrenheit 451?? it's so good!!" and i was surprised she hadn't read it before but we chatted a little about the book and then at one point she goes "yeah i just never got around to it bc i didn't really like star trek" which of course had me going "huh?" followed quickly by "mom. mom do you think gene roddenberry wrote farenheit 451 or that ray bradbury created star trek." and after a veeeeery long silence she says, ".....this would explain some of the tonal differences"

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

Batfam where everything is what you typically come across except instead of Jason calling Tim 'pretender' or 'replacement' he just calls him a larper

[cyrwrites]

Bhahahahhahaha