TheKnifeFork

Snapchat: joelystuart Hi! My names Joel and live in Australia. Back from a long hiatus, new and old friends welcome, keen to meet new people. Used to be a fandom page but now just post whatever butters my croissant.

[usersukuna]

wade + maximum effort

[keybladesoras]

Thor Ragnarok (2017)

[childhoodruiner]

[exco]

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[frozenspots]

baby…. don’t cry…… you are pefrect…..

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[chrishallbeck]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

[monstermonstre]

[twinsfawn]

cheers i’ll drink to that bro

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

Teacher: And so who discovered penicillin?

me, a selfless male feminist who always makes a girl cum first: *raises hand* officially some white dude… who stole the work from a woman, probably. Remember its HERstory as much as its HIStory!

Teacher: why do always do this michael

[seshrat]

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

[seshrat]

[irish-luthor]

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

[softpluto]

just say ur a bottom

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them