no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?
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@imafuckinvirgo
no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!
babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world
The blog post is pretty great too.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.
Too good to leave in the tags
daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.
I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.
secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"
It's a crime to leave this in the replies
it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this
Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific
because I hate americans and redditors next question
Don’t wanna be an American Redditor
Thank god they decided to make more
Wow
Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
The tags fucking one shotted me
I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom
Yeah, I don’t know what Freud was thinking, but Oedipus very much did Not want to fuck his mom. He spent the entire play trying to avoid that, and then gauged out his eyes when he learned that he had anyway.
I think Freud was too caught up with the fantasy of fucking his mom to appreciate the themes of the story tbh
Who is to say a walrus isn't a fairy. Did you ever think of that
Underrated threesome dynamic: fox, hen, and a sack of grain 🥴
“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward
Every time
my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something
"Where did I put my phone" sorry I was hungry. "fuck, I can't find my lab report" got hungry. sorry. "my website isnt loading!" yeah, sorry about that, I got hungry
literally never gets old