Penguin God

WOW what an incredible description yup this is certainly a 10/10 description sure is wow.

[kira--queen]

[sangreymiel]

[tkkatherineblog]

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[faptop]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

[ohmymarvelousswift]

This is perfect - @lordemusic is out here reviewing onion rings on IG in her spare time. Multitasking queen of music and fried food critiques.

[xchickengirlx]

[ineedablanket]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMAAAAHHHH

[stable86]

[theknightedpenguin]

Beauty and the Beast 1991: Beast gives Belle a library because he is thankful for her for saving his life and wants to do something nice for her.

Beauty and the Beast 2017: Beast straight up hates Belle's taste in books and shows her a whole fucking library to prove her wrong because he's extra as fuck.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[elliefriedrice]

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

[sharktunnel]

me

[swellsharks]

the lil tongue flopping out

[zooophagous]

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

[2-shane-s]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[spiritcc]

I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving. 

The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.

“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”

“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”

“Fwoosh, and money is gone”

“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university

“Fwoosh, black ice”

Obligatory money fwoosh

“Cannot fwoosh on this page”

“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”

“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”

Magical

[overdurivo]

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

[notanotherreyloblog]

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

[soloontherocks]

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

[roachpatrol]

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

[swordlesbianopinions]

i possess an unreasonable number of swords. which is to say, none, which is an unreasonable number i think personally

[calvinhobbesdaily]

[hootboots]

Jesus christ did calvin & hobbes predict vaporwave

[awwww-cute]

Hooray!

[fionaostbyillustration]

Tip for marathon: take three step, A celebrate it! Do again until complete 26 mile! Very easy, donot forget hoorays!