Shiny ✨

Obsessed I guess

[whispycayenne]

you ever have a moment where you feel like you leave your body just to stand next to yourself and say out loud “what the fuck was that???”

anyway…

[whispycayenne]

I had a PLAN. What the fuck HAPPENED

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[dathen]

exactly halfway between praise kink and humiliation kink

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[goddamnshinyrock]

it’s so embarrassing when you finally, reluctantly, with much foot-dragging, implement some piece of basic health advice and immediately feel better. how dare that work.

[momento-more]

@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for this

[dogpuppy]

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[lastoneout]

dw there are powerful transsexuals and butches on tiktok who can teach us to fix it. take my hand, it's gonna be okay.

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[prokopetz]

The thing that really annoys me about describing-the-media-masquerading-as-analysis is that it often wants to have it both ways with respect to the level of scrutiny it ought to be expected to stand up to. Analysis of a text may require justification, but description of a text can simply be incorrect. If I claimed that Moby-Dick is an allegory for capitalism, I might have to do some mild rhetorical gymnastics to pull that off, but it'd take a genuinely extraordinary argument to justify the claim that, for example, Moby-Dick has a giant robot in it.

[integer-disarray]

[carnival-phantasm]

[otiksimr]

I fear me and slugs do not mesh well.

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[m9lia]

We (yes we) LOVE black characters in anime.

[kushblazer666]