[were--ralph]

When my werewolf boyfriend pulls out (festive)

[were--ralph]

Oops! He wasn't done ❤

[paladitos]

my body is a vessel for the bit

[mad-depot]

@chaoticrampage

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[highimpactemotions]

As will I.

[akashicrecord]

Here's a pro tip: When you're arguing with your significant other never say "ooh white girl is mad as fuck"

[sonic-gems-collection]

struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money

[spiteswallow]

[cipheramnesia]

The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.

[xanaxfarts]

A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.

[getwrenchd]

Re: the popular questions

[niceinchnails]

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

[squeakitties]

[chaoticrampage]

rr

[rubysapphrald]

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

[rubysapphrald]

hamlet of denmark: i have a bad relationship with my family and their expectations are weighing on me and i’m worried my friends hate me and i’m really paranoid lately but maybe i’m just not getting enough sleep and i think there’s something wrong with me but i don’t know what and it’s making me push away the people i care about but it’s fine because i’m always right about everything and i always win and i’m going to live forever

high schoolers reading the play:

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[grogar]

just pokemon living in the moment 

nothing peculiar about them at all

[lazorsandparadox]

[tariqah]

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

[tariqah]

[cute-catts]

[miyoriia]

good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something

[emberdothound]

yayyy dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

homph cronch crunch

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[theflurgler]

[anneemay]

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[anarcho-boykisserism-archived-d]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE HORSES