things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
Now for my next magical trick . . .
Good form but a little shaky on the landing.
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.
Fuckin meow.
That's going on my highlight reel.
My patron saint is Buster Keaton.
I meant that, I meant
that, that’s exactly how I
wanted that to look.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Chat are we cooked?
