Chimichangas? Is this happening?

Wanda Wilson. Lady-killer. Man-killer. Serial killer. We enjoy long walks on the beach and the screams of others as they gargle their own blood. Have I mentioned I'm amazing? (Note, I roleplay with everyone. I personally am not triggered by anything, and Lady Deadpool is very aggressive, brash and sex-oriented so this will be NSFW at some point. Mun and muse both +18 I track the tag: Chimichangasforthepoor)

[thelady-deadpool]

Out of Bullets

So it's totally been a few days and for that I am sorry.

New job and school and everything.

Give this a like if I owe you or you want to start something!

[thelady-deadpool]

You’re a mercenary! Use it!!! Wanda yanked her arm up, yelping as she heard a crack, her arm breaking again, but it was at such an angle that she was able to wiggle from his grasp and stand in front of him. She’d probably still be shot, but there was more than her head available. “What do you want? I can… I’m a useful person to have on your side, I really am.” It was that look in his eye, Deadlier than Wade’s. More sadistic than General America’s.

[drnormanosborn]

Norman was actually startled when she wrenched around from him, willing breaking her arm in the process. The sound of  snapping bone was sweet to Norman’s ears and he grinned as he looked at her.

 ”What do I want?” He asked as he stalked towards her slowly, a dark hunger filling his belly. “I think…I think you could be most useful, my dear. Very much so…but have I mentioned I’m a scientist. I am. I like to expirement. I like to see things tick and right now…right now I want to break every bone in your body to see what happens,”

[thelady-deadpool]

She winced at his last statement, him being the one obstruction between her and the door. "You're no match for me. It's not even a question You're simply an average human."  Wanda stood tall, her fauxconfidence evident. "I could kill you esasily " Regardless of her words, she still found herself backing up against the window, giving a nervous laugh. "The more you hurt me the less I'll help you out later." Her mind ws working furiously to try to stall him.

[thelady-deadpool]

She winced, feeling the barrel smash into her skin. That will definitely bruise.”I-I’ll just heal.” It’s agonizing, though. She’s been shot in the head only twice before. Hurts more than a limb cut off. “B-besides…. You could save that bullet for someone who deserves it.” No one ever described Norman Osborn as cold, let alone sadistic. How wrong they were….

[drnormanosborn]

 ”If you’ll heal, why are you so worried…” Something glittered in Norman’s eyes, something sick and twisted. “I would be very much interested in seeing you heal, my dear. It’s very fascinating,” His finger twitched on the trigger. “Someone who deserves it? Oh, there are plenty of people…are you not one of them, /mercenary/?”

[thelady-deadpool]

You're a mercenary! Use it!!! Wanda yanked her arm up, yelping as she heard a crack, her arm breaking again, but it was at such an angle that she was able to wiggle from his grasp and stand in front of him. She'd probably still be shot, but there was more than her head available. "What do you want? I can... I'm a useful person to have on your side, I really am." It was that look in his eye, Deadlier than Wade's. More sadistic than General America's.

[thelady-deadpool]

A contract for the Bat? Easy. He was just a man, Warren Buffet with a cape, right? Oh, we got this. Easy money. Maybe we should be careful, though? Wanda disregarded the last comment. Careful? That just wasn’t her thing. Of course she waited until nighttime, when he usually appears. We need to give him a reason…

After stalking a young woman for a few blocks, Wanda creeped up behind her, holding a knife to her throat. “Scream and your blood will spill all over that pretty dress,” She ushered the girl into an alley, shoving her against the wall. “You have thirty seconds to scream.” Immediately, the girl ran, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Ugh, we’re feeling lazy. After about fifteen seconds, Wanda took out her gun and shot the girl in the knee.

[kingdeploreable]

The Dark Knight watched grimly the crazed red, black and blonde mercenary from afar, watched from up on the rooftops… as she made her move on the innocent girl… holding a knife to her throat. He had been on the lookout for muggers in the area… but the last thing he had suspected would be something… or someone, like Wanda Wilson. He was about to react… but before he could, Lady Deadpool let the innocent go… only to change her mind and shoot her through the knee. The girl screamed and collapsed on to the pavement, bleeding every which way… clutching her leg… and Batman’s eyes narrowed, a sensation of cold rage and fury passing through him.

He acted instinctively, leaping over the side of the building and gliding down towards Wanda as she moved to finish the job, to shoot the screaming crying girl again. As she raised her gun again, Batman was already on top of her, entering the scene by kicking her full force in the face with the heel of his boot, sending her falling against the concrete wall of the alley. Before she could react to his entrance, he swatted aside her weapon and grabbed the front of her red and black costume, picking her up off the ground and holding her against the wall, her boots dangling a foot off the ground helplessly. He spoke, his own glowing white eyes peering powerfully into her wider ones, his low, deep voice lined with unmistakable anger and contempt.

“Give me one good reason not to cave your face into this wall for that little stunt, Wilson.”

[thelady-deadpool]

She laughed madly as she felt the blood dripping from her broken nose and into her mouth. Reaching a hand up to set it before it healed, Wanda patted his shoulder. "Great timing, I think that was a record. If only you could have made it before the poor girl got hurt..." She kicked her legs at him and realized that he wasn't going to let her go without an explanation.

"Well... That pretty lady's losing an awful lot of blood." She smiled pleasantly at him, her teeth stained with her own blood. "It would be a shame if she were to die 'cause you couldn't get her help on time..."

[thelady-deadpool]

M!A: A sudden um...: For the next /3 hours/ muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time /their hair is touched/.

She narrowed her eyes. "Very well... "Should we encourage this or not? We'll just see what happens.

[thelady-deadpool]

A contract for the Bat? Easy. He was just a man, Warren Buffet with a cape, right? Oh, we got this. Easy money. Maybe we should be careful, though? Wanda disregarded the last comment. Careful? That just wasn't her thing. Of course she waited until nighttime, when he usually appears. We need to give him a reason...

After stalking a young woman for a few blocks, Wanda creeped up behind her, holding a knife to her throat. "Scream and your blood will spill all over that pretty dress," She ushered the girl into an alley, shoving her against the wall. "You have thirty seconds to scream." Immediately, the girl ran, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Ugh, we're feeling lazy. After about fifteen seconds, Wanda took out her gun and shot the girl in the knee.

[thelady-deadpool]

Out of BUllets

weapon-x-reject replied to your post: Master ((I owe you a reply, too, don't I?))

((I JUST LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF THE STUDIO AND I CAN’T GET BACK INSIDE AND MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO DIE I AM SO MAD))

I may just slaughter you

[thelady-deadpool]

+southern-belle-outcast

She’s gorgeous. And those boobs… “Hey, beautiful. You gotta map? ‘Cause I’m lost in those eyes.” Wanda winked at her.

[southern-belle-outcasts]

Rogue quirked an eyebrow at her. “Say what now? Ah don’t know why ya’d be sayin’ that,” she said with a laugh.

[thelady-deadpool]

Wanda's eyes widened in shock. "Look in a mirror! Just ugh, gorgeous!" She grabbed her chest and feigned collapsing.

[thelady-deadpool]

Master ((I owe you a reply, too, don't I?))

She narrowed her eyes. "I fuckin' knew it."

((AND YES YOU DO, PUNK))

[thelady-deadpool]

Master~

((Alright, now someone's just taunting me... ))

[thelady-deadpool]

Master!

((Another greyface? I know I was excited but I can't do greyfaces!))

[thelady-deadpool]

Master.

((FINALLY SOMEONE! Ooooooh.... But you're a greyface. I can't do the greyface. Come out from behind the mask, will you?))

[thelady-deadpool]

+southern-belle-outcast

She's gorgeous. And those boobs... "Hey, beautiful. You gotta map? 'Cause I'm lost in those eyes." Wanda winked at her.

[thelady-deadpool]

Out of Bullets

Awwww, no one did the fun master meme

[thelady-deadpool]

psychicronan replied to your post: Oh Hello

I wince a little from the jab and start backing up slowly. I’m starting to become very wary of you, wondering if you’ll kill me for the hell of it. “Is the sword really necessary?”

"It is when I don' wanna get up." She went to poke him again but he was out of her reach. "Damn..."

[thelady-deadpool]

Oh Hello

"Why hello there." Oh, this ones attractive... She didn't get up from where she was sitting and instead poked him with her sword.

[childrenofosiris-deactivated201]

First person to say 'Master' owns my muse as a slave for five days.