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Nice to meet you. I'm Lance Perry, but you can call me professor Perry. I teach college history and i'm 58 years old. Up for a drink or two? I'm your guy.

[thelanceperry]

talonshielddad‌:

“With my back problems? I doubt it. I’m not worth all those dollars” Talon chuckled. “If you have kids, I’m sure they love it.”

“Oh come on, back problems or not, you’re a very handsome man.” He blushed and looked down for a moment. “I wish I had kids of my own. I um..do you have kids?”

Originally posted by theperkybuttofrdj

[jeremyandrews]

thelanceperry‌:

“Ooo you’re right. I think we’d better even go in disguise.” He joked with the other male. “It’s okay. Just try and have a good time. If not we’ll leave and just go eat or go to a bar.”

“Honestly, if it’d stop me from running into past students, I’d do it.” He liked how calming the other was being, making Jeremy feel better about everything. “Okay.. okay that sounds great, actually. Thanks. For all of this.”

[thelanceperry]

“Then get ready to put on a fake mustache or dye your hair blond or something.” He teased with the other male. “No need to thank me. We’ll both be having a lot of fun.”

[pagethepagey]

thelanceperry‌:

“Sorry about that. I bet it can get pretty annoying when you’re just trying to do your job.”

“A little bit, but if I can’t handle that then I shouldn’t be in my position.” He said, “Don’t they call you the same thing?

[thelanceperry]

“That is true. Let’s hope a lot of people don’t try to make you stripper cop.” He joked around. “I don’t think so. At least not to my face.”

[thelanceperry]

detectivedonelly‌:

Giving the other a pointed look, he squints at him for a moment. “A Star Wars character? Really? Which one do you think huh?” He can’t help the laughing snort that comes out of his mouth when the other calls himself ‘Lance Cottontail’. “Please stay away from my child.” He teases. “How many people do you know who would take a cop seriously if he was dressed in a Halloween costume?” 

“The one that’s a bad ass mother. I’m talking about the one and only Luke Skywalker.” He almost had to do a mic drop on that one. “I’m staying away from children period. If they see me they’ll think I have candy to give out and I am just in a costume.” He shook his head. “Well none..unless you’re a stripper. Then you’ll get tips and everything.”

[thelanceperry]

jeremyandrews‌:

“Where we’re going you don’t have to know many people. In fact, it’s probably better to not know anyone,” Jeremy said, laughing softly. “Y-Yeah.. yeah alright. I’m sorry in advance though.. It’s going to probably be a mess.”

“Ooo you’re right. I think we’d better even go in disguise.” He joked with the other male. “It’s okay. Just try and have a good time. If not we’ll leave and just go eat or go to a bar.”

[thelanceperry]

rcsenbergs‌:

The physician looks up from his clipboard. “Who me? Evil? I’m a doctor, Mister Perry, don’t think I have an evil bone in my body. I save lives not take ‘em” He teases, his tone playful yet knowing that the professor wasn’t wrong. He supposed that having the spirit of fire residing in his stomach mixed with his mother and father’s genetics made him a little evil, but who truly paid attention right? The man grins. “You alright? You seem a bit…jittery.”  Truth be told, Will was having too much fun teasing the teacher sitting in front of him, and he always had. 

“Oh no. Don’t you get ahead now.” He stopped before continuing, “You’re the good kind of evil. The one that makes you think if you’re going crazy or if this guy is really evil.” Lance knew he was probably not making sense, but in his mind it was perfect sense. “Gee, I wonder why. I got some hot guy seeing if i’m healthy. They really should make you guys wear paper bags...or something because every time I come in here you get hotter.”

[thelanceperry]

talonshielddad‌:

“Some are.” Unfortunately. He didn’t mind the attention, but he did mind the constant dirty flirting.

“Sorry about that. I bet it can get pretty annoying when you’re just trying to do your job.”

[alexandrespencer-deactivated202]

“I wanna do them as soon as we can…maybe even tomorrow.” He found a pink rising in his cheeks. “What do you wanna do?” He asked, sucking the man faster and letting his tongue swirl all over it. “Mmhmm..” Lance hummed, even moaned a bit, wanting Sky to cum in his mouth. The man even began to massage the other’s sack to try to get him to release.

Skyler looked down at his professor, seeing the light blush on his cheeks. He had the urge to find out what made the other man turned on, all of his fantasies, and then do them all with him. Lance seemed eager and he wasn’t about to disappoint him. Instead of Lance pulling away, he was more surprised that he didn’t pull away. He tugged on the older man’s hair and thrust lightly before coming, biting his lip hard so he wouldn’t make any noise.

[thelanceperry]

With a smile just wishing to come out, Lance kept trying his best to suck the other man off. Sky was such a gorgeous guy and it really did get to Lance, so much so that he was here now getting him off. It was pretty damn hot. As he continued to basically make love to the man’s dick, he couldn’t help but grin whenever his hair was tugged and then cum entered his mouth. Of course he continued to swallow until there was no more he could feel. “Mm” he hummed, soon popping off and sitting back on his chair. “You’re so damn sexy.”

[thelanceperry]

sky--james‌:

Skyler smirked and then nodded– those were easy enough to do. Plus he has done them before. “Tell me when you want to and we’ll do it.” He assured the man, fully on board with those ideas. The student was messing up Lance’s hair because of the way he was holding onto it tightly to stop himself from thrusting forward. “I’m not gonna last long, professor…”

“I wanna do them as soon as we can...maybe even tomorrow.” He found a pink rising in his cheeks. “What do you wanna do?” He asked, sucking the man faster and letting his tongue swirl all over it. “Mmhmm..” Lance hummed, even moaned a bit, wanting Sky to cum in his mouth. The man even began to massage the other’s sack to try to get him to release.

[thelanceperry]

sky--james‌:

“Then let’s do it… Any other desires you’d want to do, sir?” Skyler was basically teasing Lance at this point, just to see what the professor was going to do. He didn’t know what made the other man tick but he was going to push to find out and maybe they could do it. Moaning softly, he ran his hand through Lance’s hair and kept it there as he continued to get sucked by the other man. “Fuck, Lance… Feels so good.”

He shrugged, getting a bit shy, but he knew exactly what he wanted. “I wanna be rough with you. I wanna film something naughty...” He went on before going back to bobbing his head on the man’s cock. “Mm...can’t wait to be inside you...” He murmured with a mouth full of cock, slobbering all over it.

[thelanceperry]

talonshielddad‌:

“Oh yea, and not just in Halloween, but this is not the sex version.” He chuckle. “It is unique and daring I would say. You are brave

“Sex version or not, the guys are on you like flies I bet.” He told the other male. “Why thank you. Next year maybe i’ll be in something sexy to change it up.”

[thelanceperry]

detectivedonelly‌:

“I’m so uncomfortable right now…” Michael admits in a hushed tone, trying his hardest not to laugh. He was kidding, mostly, but seeing another man in a gigantic bunny costume was uncomfortable, terrifying, and incredibly amusing all at the same time. “I’m working Thursday night so…I’m going to be me for Halloween. Theo, thanks to my sister, is being a mouse. Not that a four month old can really enjoy the holiday.” 

“It’s cause Lance cottontail is here, isn’t it?” He arched an eyebrow, soon finding himself grinning. He put both hands on his hips and waited for the other to keep talking to him. “Sorry about that. I wish your work let you dress up because you would make a killer Star Wars character.”

[thelanceperry]

jeremyandrews‌:

“Oh you’re definitely coming if I’m going. Could you imagine me.. going in there.. alone. No,” Jeremy teased, shaking his head. “No way. You’re coming.” He smiled over at the other man. “I don’t actually know where one of those clubs are.. it’s been ages since I went to one.”

“Well if you’re signing me up to go with you then i’m gonna need you to stick by me most of the night. Not many people in town I know.” He hummed as he went on. “We gotta get you back in the swing of things. I’ll pick you up and take you to one, okay?”

[thelanceperry]

spencer-hamiltcn‌:

an amused chuckle escaped from pink lips as he eyed the other, arms crossing over his chest, “cute. plus halloween is supposed to be chilly this year, looks like it’ll keep you warm.” spencer gave a shrug of his shoulders, not really big on halloween. “maybe a tampon. no, i’m kidding. i dunno. maybe i’ll tape some bread on me and be a sandwich.”

It seemed his costume got a few chuckles today and Lance didn’t mind. In fact, he felt like a comedian sometimes. “Warm and cute was what I was going for, so thank you for telling me I succeeded at this.” He pointed. “A tampon would’ve been iconic. But I bet you make a great sandwich. Can I have you with some lettuce and tomatoes in there?” He joked.

[thelanceperry]

talonshielddad‌:

“Nothing. I can’t dress up when I’m on call.” Talon said. He did his best not to laugh. He was successful most of the time, but a chuckle or two came out.

“Well damn, that really does suck. But lots of people are into cop costumes...” Even if the other was an actual cop. “You laughing at this bunny? I’m 100 percent pure fluff.”

[thelanceperry]

conor-tigern‌:

“You’re too damn adorable. Makes me want to pet you. Or at least rub your tail.” Conor smirked. “I have no idea what I’m going to be.”

Originally posted by jamiedornaniseverything

“Is that code word for you wanna top me tonight?” He wiggled his eyebrows. “Well we gotta go shopping for your costume.”

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[thelanceperry]

“That’s right, nobody has anything on my costume this year. It’s a holiday in a holiday and i’m a cute bunny.” He stood with confidence in front of the other. “What are you gonna be, anyway?”