Lexi's Blog

[crazy-brazilian]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ankle-beez]

what the fuck is this tagline

[eldritch-lesbians]

maybe if you went to the valley of the soul and read the wisdom on the ancient scrolls then you'd feel better

[dark-scape]

(I think he was in like 5 different Ska bands)

[lokaror]

i dont care how much you like the various cosmetics you buy it is NOT worth poaching gnomes. At the gnome preserve i work at we find the poor things basically fully intact with only the hat and shoes taken. And for what? To be ground up for lip gloss and moustache wax? its not ok.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[red-berin]

Kyle Gordon's back

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[novelistparty]

saw this on linkedin today, posted by a real xbox employee to announce they got laid off today

[whyenn-reader]

one odd side effect of being stealth and hanging out with cis guys is realising just how mean they are to eachother, and they all just accept it even if it bothers them. you reply with a ''that was really mean you cunt'' after one of them insults another and they're wide eyed bc they never thought about it that way. and they all think they need a girlfriend so that they can open up about their problems. banging my head against the wall

(i am saying this in the most ''the patriarchy hurts everyone'' way possible)

[jimbles-archive]

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[weavingshaw]

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

[etchif]

I don't like it when people say "if you say you can't cook what you really can't do is read instructions" because that really does not apply to something like cooking where most recipes are filled with instructions like "add a pinch" "boil until done" "cook at medium heat", which are things that require experience to understand correctly

[ryan-fluff]

rocky's crew died because of radiation poisoning, something humans have studied so extensively grace was able to recognize it in a second. grace's crew died because nobody was watching them sleep, something eridians do for each other naturally

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t like using horses in video games for the same reason I don’t like using cars irl. Gotta remember where I parked the damn thing.