TheLastJack

I routinely forget I have Tumblr. He/Him.

[aenrev]

Happy (?) barricade day!!

This is a last minute art piece😭😭idk if it counts as one, I'm not sure if I liked it or not in the end, but I wanted to make something.

When I have proper time in my hands I shall compensate

[thelastjack]

Cartoon character concept for a tv show:

One recurring side character is fully aware he is trapped in a show, but can’t do anything about it so just goes along with whatever is going on like “fuckin’ sure, why not? Nothing matters.” and no other characters pick up on this because why would you assume the reason someone acts like this is because they are the only one who knows your world isn’t real, so everyone just assumes he’s just naturally really depressed instead.

Any time some insane plotline takes place, you get shots of this poor man jimming the camera, clearly being aware of the fourth wall, and mumbling cries for help like he’s praying to a god but really he’s praying to the writing team. He knows he will never escape the show because he is fictional so he’s given up trying.

Importantly, this detail is never brought up in the plot, nor is it ever explained, or even has attention necessarily drawn to it. This character is just randomly aware that he is in a show, no one else suspects a thing, and it is never explained.

[prouvairesverse]

happy pride month les mis fandom

[thelastjack]

Loud clubs make me real appreciative of my weird ass ability to just dampen the noise in my ears at will

[lilxmoo]

Junkrat is so incredibly tragic if you think about him for more than ten seconds because. What do you mean. He's only late twenties, he's lost two limbs due to explosions of his own creation, he has spent god knows how long doing and stealing whatever he needed to just to survive, and that way of living became a full addiction. And that addiction is there because he grew up in an unsafe environment that has left him with radiation poisoning and impaired mental function and NONETHELESS is shown to be incredibly smart and a full on genius underneath the chaos, chaos in which he doesn't fully understand. And ON TOP OF THAT he's constantly searching for a family he presumably lost and keeps searching for it even when noone wants to give it to him. AND ALSO EVERYONE IS MEAN TO HIM

And Blizzard made him COMIC RELIEF AND NEVER EXPANDED ON HIS STORY EVER AGAIN.

[thelastjack]

The new Tomodachi Life is so fuckin silly y’all, like the fuck you mean Wilford Warfstache has a crush on Alexander Hamilton (the Lin-Manuel Miranda version), but Hamilton has a crush on book-accurate Victor Frankenstein

[thelastjack]

Idk what the tiny tumblr Urinetown community’s deal is with shipping Dr Billeaux and Robby The Stockfish but I find it really funny as somebody actively in a production of Urinetown where I play Robby and get to help Tiny Tom snap Dr Billeaux’s neck during “We’re Not Sorry”

[thegreatcaspyy]

YOU GUYS ALSO SNAPPED HIS NECK?!?

[thelastjack]

YES WE ARE (also fun fact our Tiny Tom is the tallest person in the cast, he is a full foot taller than me)

[wormzandgutz]

[jazzystudios82]

Webcomic Recommendation: Overwatch: Undivided

Summary: "In the aftermath of Talon’s strike on Watchpoint: Gibraltar, the heroes of Overwatch take in their devastating defeat. But Vendetta is far from finished, launching attacks around the world on research facilities, military bases, and major cities. As Sojourn rallies the weary heroes to face Talon wherever they strike, she receives crushing news that calls everything she’s stood for into question: When the world says it doesn’t need heroes, can Overwatch still stand, undivided?"

Source: Webtoon

Creator: Blizzard Entertainment & HIVE (Artist)

Genre: Science Fiction & Action

Rating: Teen

CW: Violence

Status: Ongoing

Personal Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ⭐️

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[thelastjack]

Idk what the tiny tumblr Urinetown community’s deal is with shipping Dr Billeaux and Robby The Stockfish but I find it really funny as somebody actively in a production of Urinetown where I play Robby and get to help Tiny Tom snap Dr Billeaux’s neck during “We’re Not Sorry”

[orb-pond]

oh!

[thelastjack]

Idfc if she’s not technically my wife yet I’m so excited to spend the rest of my life with her, she’s my best friend, my favourite person, just the best in the world. She’s sleeping a foot from me while we’re on our first vacation together, she took us to Disneyland and I’m the luckiest man to ever exist. 💛💛💛

[thelastjack]

Rant time!

I have never been one to ruin a party… BUT my neighbours (who are about my age btw) are throwing a rager in their tiny ass apartment the Wednesday before finals, the music is blasting so loud that I can feel it through the wall and it woke up my roommate (who unfortunately shares a thin wall with the mfs, I luckily share a much thicker wall with our favourite very introverted professor no joke) got woken up WHILE SHE WAS WEARING HEADPHONES.

So now it’s 2am, I’m slightly tipsy to cope with my own messy finals schedule and my nosy ass is sat in the pitch black living room, listening to the music and speech through the thin walls, waiting for the cops I uncharacteristically called on the non-emergency line to arrive and get my neighbours to shut the fuck up because it’s illegal to be loud beyond 10pm where I live, and my roommate and her girlfriend need their sleep and deserve not to deal with this shit. Normally acab but not in this instance I need my neighbours to stfu

Like we have class from 10am-10pm (I wish I was kidding) plus finals so we are already exhausted.

Kindly save your partying for spring break dickheads

[thelastjack]

Y’all Urinetown was NOT supposed to be a blueprint, can that 25 year old musical stop predicting things please

[thelastjack]

My roommate’s girlfriend just accidentally said “chekhov’s gunpoint” and I don’t think more fire words have ever been said, this better be on TVTropes

[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

[cryptcoop]

An ancient relic..