Man Laws

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[thelawsofman]

Don't play with glitter.

[thelawsofman]

If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be referring to his beer

[thelawsofman]

Friends don't let friends wear speedos. Ever.

[thelawsofman]

Unless you're in prision, never fight naked

[thelawsofman]

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing

[thelawsofman]

If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin'

[thelawsofman]

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean

[thelawsofman]

No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man, in fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional

[thelawsofman]

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guys who's running late is 5 minutes.

[thelawsofman]

Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours

[thelawsofman]

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella

[thelawsofman]

When at the movies with other men the arm rests must always be down; 1 seat of separation is ideal.

[thelawsofman]

Never be too chatty at the urinal stalls

[thelawsofman]

When a group of men are at a coffee house, black coffee is the only option. No foo-foo drinks.

[thelawsofman]

Stand up for your wife/girl or be prepared for another Mr. to do so.

[thelawsofman]

Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

[thelawsofman]

The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.