the lazy strippers!

We are Phoebe and Georgia, we are here to fuck bitches and get naked. We are exotic dancers, and this blog is for us to share what knowledge we have and to learn more about our profession. We love what we do.

[thelazystrippers]

I quit dancing in July, and I miss it so much.

[iskwekan]

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

[jacobtheloofah]

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[camewiththeframe]

[help-n-quotes]

Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.

David Foster Wallace (via help-n-quotes)

[theshitneyspears]

[animationsource]

Big Mouth (TV Series 2017- )

[msdeenyc]

I might love her.

[fuckinarightidid]

I want to be her.

[real-bi-gemini]

WATCH IT😂😂😂

@mirahxox

[mrssharpsplace]

I needed this.

[ahhthelegend]

🙏🏽

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[spell-bound-life]

Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

[morticious-delicious]

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

[twilightly-blog]

[theneurotypicals]

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

[fierycavalier]

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

[jc-drawings-deactivated20210727]

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[candiikismet]

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

My childhood in one gifset 💜